#ok james

[jamespooper]

When: 14th May 1980 Where: The Lake Who: @purkissmyass​

James stared out at the lake and, without any warning and without even looking at Doris, asked, “Do you think there’s any bodies in there?”

[flyinghetfield]

Honestly I'm kinda disappointed - it's late July and the amount of times I've seen some sweaty hetnips and/or hetbellybuttons so far is pathetic. Ridiculous. Low af. Once. Well, twice if you count the pre-gig bath. But still. it makes me p sad

Let us pray to the sun god for some super hot and humid days so that he can run around with his chest and belly lathered in sweat for the world to see ☀

[jamespooper]

“Oi, Vanity. How many Slytherin’s does it take to stir a cauldron?”

@youresovanity​

[spidergay]

let's beat each other up while I tell you you're important and you give me a nickname

[lwt97]

so carpool karaoke is not on tonight....

[antlerfuzz]

Jesus, so today I was walking along with my brother and he said; "gamer girls aren't fucking quirky. Both boys and girls play videogames worldwide, end of story. What would be quirky is genocide or mass murder girls."

[tookthestupidwithme-archive]

First time doing the do

I was fifteen. It wasn't the, ah, how do I say this-- it wasn't well done. I was over-eager, and it wasn't the most well thought out thing I ever did.

[feelxweightless]

"Nobody told me that you weren't supposed to do the thing in public."