*appears from beyond the mists with a fan fic update* behold, The Steve Miller Au!!
I have not updated this au in a jillionty years, so I thought it was time! Truthfully I've missed it, and it's time for me to get back to work. But for now, taglist! And first lines! Under the cut as always!
“Hey Rau!”
Glancing up from the speeder bike he was loading with supplies, Fenn Rau’s eyebrows shot up under his helmet as he saw Zeb, Rex, and Kasmir approaching him. Oh, this ought to be good, he thought.
Admittedly, he got along with this particular trio fairly well. Rex had been the one to suggest Kanan’s mask be painted with jaig eyes, and Fenn had supplied the beskar, so they’d already worked together. He was also technically Fenn’s roommate, as was Kasmir. And Zeb was somehow in possession of more and less brain cells than anyone else on base at any given moment. So any scheme that involved the three of them should be entertaining.
“Dare I ask?” he said as they came to a stop in front of him.
MORE LIFESWAP AU INCORRECT QUOTES! CAUSE I'M UNSTOPPABLE!
Sabine: Fight me!
Ezra, standing behind her with a knife, a blaster, and a flamethrower: *whispers* Do not.
[or, conversely]
Ezra: Fight me!
Sabine, standing behind him with two lightsabers: *whispers* Do not.
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Ezra: Thought I was meowing back at my Loth-cat for the past hour, but it was just me, Kanan, and Sabine meowing at each other from different rooms in the Ghost.
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[at the beginning]
Sabine: Are we really going to let Hera keep Ezra?
Kanan: We kept you.
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Sabine, eyes glowing: With great power comes a ton of weird crap you are not prepared to deal with.
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The Armorer: So, how long have you and that girl been together?
Ezra: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sabine and I are not together. No. No.
The Armorer:
The Armorer: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?
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Sabine: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Ezra: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Sabine: Absolutely not.
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Ezra, to Sabine: If you don't want me to follow you into fire then DON'T RUN INTO FIRE!
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Vader: You have made a grave mistake, Jedi.
Sabine: I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out...
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Hera: Is something burning?
Kanan, leaning on the counter: Just my love for you.
Hera: Kanan, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Ezra: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Ezra: What would your Jedi Master think of me helping you do this?
Sabine: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told her?
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Hera: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.
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Sabine, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Hera: Are you trying to give me an aneurysm?
Ezra: Pretty sure we all are.
Kanan: I wasn't.
Sabine: I was.
Okadiah: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.
Chopper: I just cause aneurysms naturally.
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Sabine: You must feel horrible. You've lost everything. Your clan, your heritage, your status as a Mandalorian...
Ezra: Thank you for summing that up.