okanyaki
happy birthday ichika-chan~~~ i got you plenty of...
“ehhhhhhhh~~~~? but, ichika-chan, it’s best to always be prepared!”
“I’m glad...you’re putting a lot of thought into this but...usually don’t you give condoms to men, not women?”
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okanyaki
happy birthday ichika-chan~~~ i got you plenty of...
“ehhhhhhhh~~~~? but, ichika-chan, it’s best to always be prepared!”
“I’m glad...you’re putting a lot of thought into this but...usually don’t you give condoms to men, not women?”
"You know what you should wear? One of those beer mascot costumes~ You'll totally stand out~~~" and probably not see or breathe properly, but details details
Halloween is coming up!
“ This was a horrible idea. ”
nyanyagi replied to your post: (( Sinners in my inbox I’m calling the cops on...
WE ARE THE COPS
okanyaki replied to your post:
don’t be shy, ichika-chan~~~ ;)))
Now she understands why Adonis wanted rebirth of Japan so badly. Y’all need saving.
“I’m ready Zero. Where are you? Take me kudasai!”
E1 YANAGI!
//you bet I’m not gonna line nor colour these
okanyaki replied to your post “daddy”
THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR SON!!!
"i don’t remember having such an insufferable twenty six year old son,”
okanyaki replied to your post “//wow i still need to finish blog clean up here lol anyway !! some...”
will u b a better daddy than daddyanagi-san
Wha--
What a strange statement, a... better ‘father’ than this ‘daddyanagi-san’ is what this man... this SP Officer is asking? Is he alright?
“I.. I suppose it’d be no trouble to have a family meal with you, sir!” Mochida answers. Quite honestly he’s overwhelmed (and extremely flattered) that a man of such pretentious ranking is speaking to him so casually, even if the idea itself is still quite confusing. Does Hoshino know about this? Does she have an explanation? Does she want to have a proper family meal as well?
Is there trouble, or is it a mere ‘prank’ set up..? No, no, this timing is too precise to be simple jests, but this man before him seems to have an unfaltering, determinate mask.
Still, Mochida can’t pass up the chance for good, genuinely affectionate care for the small and humble home life he has.
“If that’s what you want, you’re welcome to it! I’m sure my wife will be fine with it as well, you see...
“My wife has the best cooking in the world and she’d love to share it with a lively table sometime! You’ll enjoy it, son!”
Ah, caught in the moment, but shameless adoration will do that.
EXAMINE! empty pudding cups
EXAMINE !
A tragedy in the making. The poor, precious treats, they perished so young, so prematurely… fool, you couldn’t even give them the send off you planned for! Look at them close, the collection of poorly discard – no, they aren’t discarded. It looks like they were purposely left out like this. Is this a statement?
How swift the strikes from an opposing army can be! The youth soldiers never saw it coming, taken just before the fruits of their existential prime were discovered… Latent within the desirable tastes, these puddings must have been spectacular… or the object of a ninja’s next great tease.
But no, for now, you, brave leader, must mourn the loss of your soldiers, and bury them before you make landfall again. This ship is rocky, and the road will surely be a tumultuous one but you, you shining paragon of the just winds.
Halt! Do not allow their corpses to see you shed tears for them, nor should you let the nuisance observing your every move from a spot by the window see them. They may be manly tears, justified by any means, but you, a warrior, must be steadfast and honor those chosen to fall!
Worry not, dearest pudding cups, your sacrifice will not be in vain, your breathen will meet the battle they were meant to, and the worst case scenario will not repeat!
With a heavy heart, you must lay them to rest, the pudding cups, empty, crying, slightly crushed from the grip of a careless fiend. You remind yourself how small the light of life is, how easily it can be put out, and how terrible you are at defending those you hold dear. Perhaps you cast the pudding into this situation by merely breathing the idea of them. Was it your proud but thoughtless speech about a renewed stash that cannot be touched that riled him up? What next? Will you find… poisonous pudding as a replacement instead of the sad, pathetic, bent holders that were left behind?
No, you cannot linger on those thoughts. A man’s pudding deserves to die with more respect.
okanyaki replied to your post: EXAMINE! ur bffl 4 laifu me B)
uwaaaa, mineo-kun i didn’t know you loved me so much~~~! i’m touched~~ is this what they call ‘forbidden love’ like in page 23 of your romance book?
He is disgusted. Why, this horrifying display is not only insulting, but it is a direct violation of an eternal samurai code that should not ever be so shamelessly broken. The chills and absolute unsettling feeling Mineo has received from those few words is something that can be praised for being a difficult match, but that is nothing to be excited over.
“Oi, Okazaki, dare not trivialize the meaning within those pages! Forbidden love is what this is not! No way, no how!”
Violation One: Harassment.
Violation Two: Sharing of Confidential Profile Contents.
Violation Three: Falling Asleep While in Confrontation!
Come on, Okazaki, you’re standing up! How is that even comfortable? No, wait, it probably is to someone like him, whose so close to not being human that it’s unreal.
Is he even actually dancing within the silver lining of evasion and slumber, or is he just faking it?
How does someone open a locked, fifth floor window when they’re human anyway? Huh? Answer that, and perhaps Mineo will acknowledge that of a normalized rivalry, but he cannot rival with the supernatural. Not because the candle cannot be held, no. That is by far off the mark.
It’s simply because what he desires in such a match is true growth, and by all the records, it will not be equal if he allows it to go on like this!