Apr 20
i'm listening to the runthrough podcast on men's skating circa 2006-2010 and genuinely any time they describe jweir doing anything i have to hit this expression
#hes like 'i'm an evil feminine gay that loves russia and i'm here to destroy the united states and its dearly beheld traditional values'#figure skating#in the wake of pissing everybody off with the swan ie being TOO gender nonconforming by skating to GIRL BALLET MUSIC#to doing a new super traditionally masculine short program portraying yourself as the king of a chessboard#to lull everyone into a false sense of security only to do your free skate where you portray yourself as jesusghfdkjhgljw3lvjw3bnlgj3kb#OKAY DIVA......#and i'm NOT supposed to wish i was born 20 years ago so i could unadvisedly become his biggest shooter