**Darren McCoy, 28, Class of 2013, Has an 8-Year-Old Batman Spec Script No One Has Read** . Darren wowed us from his first days at Westbridge with his undeclared major and his devil may care attitude. Darren dreams of being a director, despite being unable to connect with human beings on any meaningful emotional level. When asked what his favorite movie was Darren simply said “Fight Club” and when asked who directed it he said “Tyler Durden.” . **Tilly Danvers, 29 Class of 2012, GoFundMe Scammer** . Upon graduation, Tilly didn’t let her lack of accolades stop her from achieving her dreams. Realizing that word of mouth wasn’t an effective way of telling the world about her slip and falls, Tilly branched out to the worldwide web. Tilly is now a career GoFundMe scammer as well as an effective social media manager for her own personal brand (scammer). Way to go Tilly! Now that we know your ankle isn’t actually shattered we’d like our $50 back. Venmo is fine. . **Gail Perez and Betty Henderson, 25, Class of 2015, Still Technically Dating** . Everyone remembers Gail and Betty from the Westbridge halls. Always walking hand-in-hand and arguing about something innocuous and yet intensely fraught like dirty dishes or cat hair while the rest of you were get drunk of brass monkeys at Greek week. Five years later and we’re excited to announce that Gail and Betty are doing the same exact shit! Only difference is now they’re in an open relationship, and somehow have way less sex now. Aww! . Article by @scarletkmeyer #30under30 #doingfine #justok #prettygood #okthx #success🤷♀️ #allgood https://www.instagram.com/p/B5_GERIg_Ab/?igshid=l0alu2kr4lxd
