love you

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I specifically screenshotted this post because that bolded/underlined text was a link and I didn’t want to risk anyone clicking on it and it leading anywhere bad, but the juxtaposition of the image of an anime reimagining of Girl With a Pearl Earring being sold for $3.99 a thrift store with the text Want to get your dick sucked tonight? underneath it put my brain into such a tailspin of emotions that I came out on the other side wondering “I don’t know, DO I want to get my dick sucked tonight?” I don’t even have a dick but that’s what this post did to me and that’s why I needed to screenshot it. Happy new year folks.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[pakistaniheaux]

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[falseknees]

Sometimes it’s best to appreciate at a distance

[72z-deactivated20170308]

oops i dont care lol

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[morefunthanb4]

[daisix]

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

[tyleroakley]

#2006vs2016: some things never change

[chex-quest-deactivated20171130]

лагер Ласло hallobeanies, лагер Ласло последния епизод, лагер Ласло обичат болни, лагер Ласло meatman, епизоди лагер Ласло, лагер Ласло забавни моменти, лагер Ласло хот-дог епизод, лагер Ласло Свети Валентин, лагер Ласло край, лагер Ласло, лагер Ласло боб и кренвирши, лагер Ласло пълни епизоди, лагер Ласло където е Ласло, лагер Ласло чужденец епизод, лагер Ласло сте там Смитс, лагер балсам Ласло въздух, лагер Ласло AMV, лагер Ласло животни, лагер Ласло арабика,  лагер Ласло работа и тор, лагер Ласло невероятно състезание, лагер отваряне Ласло аниме, лагер Ласло зърна са от Марс, лагер Ласло боулинг за динозаври, лагер Ласло е Едуард, лагер Ласло оригване, лагер Ласло бебе боб, лагер Ласло броня, лагер Ласло боб в Страната на играчките, лагер Ласло бокса Едуард, лагер Ласло burpless, лагер Ласло мида, лагер Ласло Колед

[squided]

I thought translating it would clear things up but I’m more confused than ever before.  

[unfollovving]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

parents at my deathbed: shouldnt you be studying 

[nahel-argama-deactivated2016051]

you dying cause you on that phone

[wlllow-deactivated20170319]