#old farts

[kalevalaknights]

now say “I love TV” 99 times fast

[shuueep]

Peepaw—I mean…Mister God auditor

✨ Prismo ✨

[idogwee]

They are retired but aren’t out of steam just yet

[awoolf-arf]

Gai thinks Alpha, Beta, and Omega are affectionate titles for s/o's, so he calls Kakashi "My Omega"

[wiregore]

realizing I have consistent ages for the afton children but never even thought about like. how old their parents are 😭

[gettingnutsfromsquirrels]

26 years together with my husband

It means that one day I want to tell the person next to me ‘Can you imagine, it’s my husband, sooo cool’ and another day I want to smack him with overcooked spaghetti on the head.

[fluffysheepexperienceindignity]

[sphyrne]

recently ive been plaguing the discord server with my idea for a “corvo and daud team up” dh2 au. hilarity ensues. daud perching on high-up objects is an integral component of this au :)