#old format

[probably-autism]

[litwtc-statistics]

Wet Santa, 3rd of December 2023 (Centurion Era)

Episode Length: 01:04:28

Solo Episode ✖️

Num. of questions answered: 9

Fuck Count: 100

Piss Count: 0

Poop Count: 2

Cum Count: 2

Gun Count: 19

Knife Count: 2

Gold Count: 1

Cucking ✅

Bones/Skeleton ✅

Ghosts ✖️

Goblins ✅

Weed ✖️

American Football Icon Brett Favre ✖️

Jordan B. Peterson ✖️

Tom Waits ✖️

Fourth Wall Breaking Bits Count: 6

Premise Episode ✖️

Talking About The Visions ✅

everyone thinks they're the only one pretending to be [animal] ✖️

The Sun Has a Gun ✖️

Doordash Order / Talking About Fast Food ✖️

Judaism Mentioned ✖️

Pit Mention Count: 0

Kidnapping and Raising a Boy is The Answer ✅

Body Modding ✅

Visual Gag Count: 1

Garthalamax-esque Name ✖️

[whatisgoingonpaul]

Guess who finally put their tape in?!

My dad gave me the tape and the stereo forever ago when I was MUCH more into the movie than I am currently and I’m losing my mind. Absolutely intended format. Something about the warm hum adds so much? Idk call me a goober but it does

[cinnamaya]

[whothefuckcare]

I can't.

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[shortnasties]

2042. The Old Format

This is “The Old Format.” Do you also have what I have? 

I think about painting you and then I think of the word pain...

     My memory was the only original thing I had until I began filling in the holes...  

     I have faith in silence. I believe it exists and will save me...

     The old format doesn’t work. I am left stuck trying to deliver the goods... 

     Speech is the problem. Never nudity. The candles on the birthday cake resist blowing out...

     Who is even left to celebrate?   

[subduingstew]

[rrrrrrhubarb-blog]