#old man.

[silassstingy]

Phil during 5 Minutes Alone, 2026

"I'm old!" and hitting his face into the mic??

[arcandoria-archived]

alright old man I wasn't aware of your rizz

[wouldibeforgiven]

{{ cannot believe this. @johntomward

[deviousdiesel]

It's the 22nd here now, so it has officially been 9 years since I first designed him

[kittengirl2]

[wishecho]

oh my god he uses youtube shorts.

[hotpinksprout]

I'm convinced sword has only had one phone in his entire life and this was this shit

all because venomshank has no idea how technology works