#old milk

[soureggsauce]

Ever wish your moldy milk would turn into an angel instead of just rotting in the fridge? Yeah me too

[onisionfacts]

Proof that Greg has no concept of morality

[henryashtran]

Got a good one with the bot

[ylvglo]

Two days later and the kitchen sink still stinks of sour milk

[mmmbuttery]

For all those writers out there interested in verisimilitude/murder/death (or anybody interested in gross smell comparisons):

A friend who is a nurse informed me that the smell old hot spoiled milk in their car (from when their kid spilled milk a year ago and recently reactivated by some spilled water) reminded them of something else. 

(read more because it’s kinda gross)

When a bedsore goes septic.

(They spent all day cleaning it out the first time, and a whole afternoon cleaning it the second time.)

You’re welcome.

[bethanyistyping]

Side note, I almost set my house on fire. Don’t worry I doused it in old milk, along with all my pants in my open drawer. My mind is nearly 100 miles away.

[yazat]

The Mildew Menace

For almost a year now I've had this moldy cereal bowl because i haven't been able to clean it off before it became permanent and I couldn't throw it out without getting caught so I've schemed with tumblr user minddiscord on a brilliant plan as to get it out without ANYONE knowing.

Step one: Retrieve package disguise

     Step Two: Retrieve Package

Step Three: Place package in disguise

Now then onto step four which is to place it into the trash can and pray no one suspects it enough to look into.

Wish me luck, The Mildew Menace

[emosofia-blog]

Just realized why I was feeling so crappy this morning. I used the wrong carton of milk when making dinner yesterday... Like two weeks wrong...(°_°) I hope Face was ok when he woke up :P