#oldestchild

[artesaurus]

"You're flying too close to the bull and you're gonna get stung!"

[crazycatsiren]

Do you ever just look at your favorite child and think to yourself, "how can she be so perfect? How lucky am I to be blessed with such a beautiful thing? How I just want to shower her with my love, forever and ever?" #adinadaisy, #firstchild, #favoritechild, #oldestchild, #familiar, #love https://www.instagram.com/p/CRhCnoWl594/?utm_medium=tumblr

[bumbleb-xo]

Does anyone else who is apart of a group of three siblings notice how the youngest always turns out to be the favorite because the middle is "a jerk" and the oldest is "detached"??

[elevenshrub]

Yeah, I've always been 'mature for my age' so why is everyone shocked and concerned when I crack my entire spine and neck and continue to make horrifying noises when I stand up or when I talk about how my back hurts when I lay down or how if I bend over or jump or move too quick my bones snap and crackle and pop like baby you came for the internalized misogyny and misplaced childhood vanity but you'd damn well better stay for 15-going-on-80: Throwing (out the) Back

[ccchhhrrryyyyysssss]

Guys I am with snek. 🐍🐍🐍 #baby #snake #snakefever #holmes #homer #homie #oldboi #oldestchild #pregnancyannouncement #onlypregnancyiwant https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx_OXnqnH2r5qXpasCSXs3S6M2iCvFTD0PaLXg0/?igshid=1lip15tszlfpk

[arod122491]

I'm not sure who I'd be w/o these crazy, psychos in my life. I love being their older sister and I wouldn't trade these people for the world...I mean I've thought about it but I don't want someone else to go through the torture 🤣😂I love you guys so much! I miss you guys! Thank you for being the absolute best siblings anyone can ever have!! #nationalsiblingsday#oldestchild (at El Mirage, Arizona)

[noevilproject]

[existtoforget]

-Havenkingg