May 17
Prettiest boyfriends
seen from Türkiye
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Prettiest boyfriends
took the heart of a bad bitch virgin
Disclaimer: I know what this looks like.
German football family tree
The ultimate version — if I’m even allowed to call it that. Previous versions are here.
I am, for reasons unknown, deeply and irreversibly invested in this universe. I have way too many thoughts, headcanons, and character analyses I want to talk about, but if I tried to explain everything, this would never see the light of day. So I’m posting it like this.
I know some people are probably sharpening stones already, but hey — come, sweet death!! 🤣
And as for the consanguineous relationships… please just squint and move on. This was absolutely not intentional; I just ended up cramming in every ship and piece of lore I love, and, well… here we are.
Lastly, if this made you even a little curious about classic (German) football rpf — welcome. We’re always happy to have you. 💖
lovers
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