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Yume's rival is ming ming, everytime they see each other both started a fight

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6. Rivals~
Yume's rival is ming ming, everytime they see each other both started a fight
Majestics/Euro Team Headcanons based only on my stereotype knowledge of Europe
Robert/Ralf:
We don’t talk about where his wealth came from. We just don’t. You will be banished to the death dungeon in the basement. We also don’t talk about where the death dungeon came from. Or grandpa. We don’t talk about grandpa.
Low key a lot of fun when drunk but very picky about beer. Will only drink what he deems to be ‘good’ beer. Gets wasted during Oktoberfest then blackmails his teammates to not post pictures. Does not always work, please don’t google him.
Law abiding. The absolute most unrealistic part of G Rev is the idea of a German not immediately telling officials that a team is cheating. No way. This guy would be up in arms if he saw one of them so much as throwing the recycling in the wrong bin, which should be a crime.
Enrique/Giancarlo:
Diet consists almost exclusively of carbs. Worships olive oil almost as much as the Catholic Church. Absolutely does NOT practice what he preaches and is normally speaking to at least four women at one time. He keeps their names and identifying information in a notebook so he doesn’t get them mixed up. Thinks he has way more sex appeal than he actually does. Not a real blond.
Talks like Mario and cannot communicate if his hands are not in motion. Originally used ‘Mamma Mia’ ironically but now can’t stop. Instead of yelling when mad he just starts praying out loud in very angry Italian, teammates are past the point of questioning this.
Only wears speedos to the beach and constantly makes that everyone else’s problem. Will absolutely tan nude, though. Claims he doesn’t need sun screen because he doesn’t burn, he just tans. Told constantly that going to the beach is not the same as bathing, pretends his hygiene is worse than it actually is because he doesn’t wanna admit that he just sweats a lot. Must reapply deodorant every three hours at minimum.
Oliver/Olivier:
Chain smoker, gives his team no choice other than to deal with it. They tried making him quit once and they all decided that having him stink up the tour bus was better than dealing with Oliver going through withdrawal. He is the reason they drink but at least he has good wine. Fights with Enrique over what country ‘good wine’ comes from.
Speaks English fluently but refuses to use it when with the Americans, that’s if he acknowledges them at all. Makes snarky side comments and acts like he’s just ‘being honest’. Kid just doesn’t fucking stop, only Frenchman in the world to do the OPPOSITE of surrendering, but they still joke that his scarf is just an emergency white flag.
Brags about culinary skills, artistic skills and language skills but cannot pronounce the letter R to save his life. Sometimes says ‘Ooh la la’ but not the way one would expect. Less likely to be used in excitement and more likely to be used because Johnny left his dirty dishes in the sink.
Johnny:
Huge pet peeve of being called Johnathan. John comes from the Bible and isn’t short for anything, it’s just John ya fucks. Also won’t tolerate anyone making fun of his kilt ITS NOT A FUCKING SKIRT, ENRIQUE!
Loves battered haggis. Actually, loves anything battered. Battered and dropped in the deep fat fryer. Teammates absolutely refuse to eat anything this kid cooks or allow him to store anything in the fridge, which is saying a lot because that’s where Oliver keeps the deep fried frog legs and snails. Hisses and runs away at the idea of fruits or vegetables.
It took his team about a year to realize he was speaking English, they still can’t understand a word he says but they pretend they can. Extremely short tempered, especially when mistaken for a Brit. Will absolutely fuck your shit up if you call him British, will feel none of your attacks because he’s too drunk. Team has no idea what his personality is like sober.
SZN ONE KAI IS SO FUNNY I AM DEADASS CACKLING
ESP the *tanananowwww* music that plays whenever he shows up like this goth ass 12 yo tryna be tough is so hilarious to me like im sorry he's actually comedic gold u dont understand
*kenny cooked burgers*
"someone skipped anger management class*
go off u humorous king.
also can we just TALK abt the way litearlly only ROBERT in the dub actually sounds like a royal??? Like for all my life i can NOT take enrique or even oliver srsly. and dont get me started on johnny what is my man wearing. robert looks fancy and talks in cursive, while oliver sounds like a child but he dresses like he's rich (the artsy kind), enrique sounds like a child and looks like a toddler dressed by a rich aunt, and johnny...honey why are u dressed like ur in my grade, abt to walk up to me and ask me to choose between taylor and kanye and then judge me regardless of my answer
Day 3: 🌸🌼🌷Flowers🌷🌼🌸
Monsieur Olivier and French lavender.
I love him 💚🇫🇷💚
@beybladeweek2021
For @notsweetbutreichel for listening to me BLAB 90% of the time about my Hiromi nonsense, and her fave boy.
Hiromi as a Magical girl, but inspired by Card Captor Sakura, she’s a Bit-beast captor! With Hiromi as Sakura and Olivier as Tomoyo.
Hiromi was just an ordinary girl and Olivier is her childhood best friend/brother from another mother. She’s never really cared very much about Blading, until she accidentally opens ‘Pandora’s box,’ and now she has to learn how to beyblade! She has to capture all the bit-beasts that were unsealed! She knows nothing about beyblading. She is the chosen one by her bit-beast, Tyto, the great archiver, to fix this mess, and she has NO IDEA what to do!
She’s just an ordinary school girl! She doesn’t even know how to beyblade!
Good thing she has Olivier to rely on! Olivier totally enjoys himself thoroughly making her outfits and filming her as they capture bitbeasts together and travel the world. Along the way, they make friends and lots of enemies. Some of them include the White Tiger clan’s Rei Kon (may or may not be Syaoran), who was sent by the clan to monitor her, because she might doom the world.
Contains all the themes of friendship! Adventure! Magical girl! Outfits! Fantasy! BRAVERY! FACING THE ODDS!
Childhood backstory: Olivier and Hiromi met each other when they were five, and he ran away, and so did she, so the central theme of this would be that they would always stick together no matter what the odds. Them against the world!
Bonus sketch:
Enrique/Giancarlo and Oliver/Olivier from Beyblade, commissioned by @notsweetbutreichel
Oliver, in a panic: You're losing so much blood! What's your type?!
Enrique, bleeding out: Short, green-haired, French male.
Oliver: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, ENRIQUE!
Enrique: oh
Enrique: *looking down*
Enrique: Red
Erika and ollie teasing jane~