#olivia text

[dans-queer-ass]

phil: what are you writing

dan: a to-do list

phil: that's goo- that just says phil

dan: *already taking off his clothes* what

[trixie-windsor]

Text --> Olivia

Trixie: Hello, is this Olivia Roy?

[dans-queer-ass]

important message

look you can ship phan all you want but imma draw the line where you make posts or videos literally trying to out them.

dan and phil are fine with being shipped (theyve said it themselves) but I'm sure that they are extremely uncomfortable with people ON THEYRE OWN SOCIAL MEDIAS trying to out them as LGBT+ (when we have no idea)

yes, we shouldn't assume that they are straight but we also shouldnt assume that they are LGBT+

stop violating Dan and Phil's trust and personal boundaries.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[dans-queer-ass]

dan: I thought the view was pretty but phil was prettier

phil: that's right bitch

[dans-queer-ass]

dan and phil met through the internet, built a life for themselves and became rich

which one of yall wanna do that with me

[dans-queer-ass]

phil, doing a crossword: name a synonym for rat

dan: phil

phil, writing: d - a - n

[dans-queer-ass]

phil: why dont we have any snacks

dan: *taking off his clothes* I'm literally right here

phil: *throwing a trashcan* sorry you've expired

[dans-queer-ass]

dan: *wears a beanie*

me: