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callout for ramona @girljoys

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ideal body machine broke

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no dude….. think of it as me doing pushups while my dick is in your ass. it’s not gay man

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dude don’t stop we can still square up with boners man

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having a popular addition to a post is like having a popular post except with none of the annoying notifications or people coming at your throat. it's refreshing and validating

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in the joke factory

owner of the factory to his best inventor: sir, i need you to invent the most annoying type of joke… pronto inventor: consider it pun, sir

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i could shut up, but what do i do? not shut up

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human beings in a mud

what's a mud to a king