#ollytalks

[umm0lly]

i still dont think the duffers are smart enough to pull off conformitygate... but im hearing a female voice say "you need to wake up" as soon as the static starts.... is this just a mass humiliation ritual... maybe

[fartsicleguzzler]

I won’t tell anyone if i learn how to do trigonometry… but there will be sines

[irl-catbug]

Who ever decided to play sicko mode instead of sweet victory DESERVES TO GET THEY ASS BEAT

[umm0lly]

conformitygate breaking the mainstream is fun and all, but it REALLY should not have. tell me why i’ve seen 10+ articles saying that we think the 9th episode is going to be called “Conformity Gate” 🫩🫩🫩🫩 peak journalism, really

i’m glad that the GA is waking up to how bad the finale was, but majority of them are COMPLETELY missing the “conformity” part of conformitygate. like, it’s a byler theory. it’s about mike and his repression. they’ve co-opted the term to be a general term for “secret finale theory” and are using it to justify milkvan being endgame. let’s not!

[umm0lly]

every day i think about how wylan doesn’t have a SINGLE chapter from his POV in six of crows and only has 5 chapters in crooked kingdom and every day i want to die

[umm0lly]

i’m gonna start spreading my scoopsagirl propaganda. michelle getting sick from eating too much ice cream but she keeps going back to scoops ahoy just to see willow

[umm0lly]

we are jooooyceeee byerrsssssssss we caaaaarryyyyy conformitygaaaaaateeeee

[umm0lly]

i miss my beautiful season 2 mike wheeler…. i miss my son…. i miss my loving courageous loyal son mike wheeler… he stayed by wills bedside, slept in his room, slept in the hospital… constantly looked after him when he knew will was struggling and hurting, being the only one to notice the differences in wills behavior, caring for him, leading him away from danger into the safety of *home*…. come back to me…. my beautiful season two mike wheeler…. my boy…. that’s my son….