“Let me make this very simple for you.” Thea felt like she was repeating herself and wanted to pull her hair out. “See that asshole over there, behind me. 2 o’clock.” She glanced quickly over her shoulder for the other person to get the picture. “He has hit on me at least ten times now. Won’t take a hint. Here is what I am proposing, you are going to pretend to be my lover. We will do a little make-out session. He will get the picture and I will buy you a drink for your hard work. How does that sound?”












