#omega garp

[browneyeddingus]

Edward: *is hugging Garp*

Roger: Hey! It's my turn to hug Garp!

Roger: *grabs Garp*

Sengoku: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Edward: No, It's still my turn!

Garp: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smaller than all of you doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Roger: But we need the moral support!

Edward: And you're small! Which is cute!

Sengoku: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Garp: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

(Just gonna act like Garp isn’t the same height as Roger and Sengoku)

[browneyeddingus]

Garp: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Edward:*scared for his fucking life*

[browneyeddingus]

Garp: How many children do you have?

Edward: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

[browneyeddingus]

Garp: *tapping fingers on table*

Smoker: *taps fingers back furiously*

Edward: …What’s going on?

Aokiji: Morse code. They’re talking.

Garp: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Smoker: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[browneyeddingus]

Garp, about Drake and Koby: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Koby: Excuse me, Garp?

Garp: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Drake: ...

Tashigi: I ship it!

Smoker: CAN YOU NOT?

[browneyeddingus]

*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Edward: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Ace: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Garp: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Marco: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Garp: *flips the board*

[browneyeddingus]

Garp: When I was your age-

Edward, mocking Garp: When I was your height.

Garp:

Garp: Listen here you massive shit-

[browneyeddingus]

Garp: You kidnapped Shanks? That's illegal!

Koby: But Garp, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Shanks, or destroying our dreams?

Garp: Kidnapping Shanks, Koby!!!

Helmeppo: Garp, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Garp: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Helmeppo: To work together!

Garp: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Tashigi: Garp, we all agreed a yonko is a not a people.