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Tell me there's someone else out there too-

Edward: *is hugging Garp*

Roger: Hey! It's my turn to hug Garp!

Roger: *grabs Garp*

Sengoku: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Edward: No, It's still my turn!

Garp: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smaller than all of you doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Roger: But we need the moral support!

Edward: And you're small! Which is cute!

Sengoku: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Garp: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

(Just gonna act like Garp isn’t the same height as Roger and Sengoku)

Garp: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Edward:*scared for his fucking life*

Garp: How many children do you have?

Edward: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Garp: *tapping fingers on table*

Smoker: *taps fingers back furiously*

Edward: …What’s going on?

Aokiji: Morse code. They’re talking.

Garp: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Smoker: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Garp: When I was your age-

Edward, mocking Garp: When I was your height.

Garp:

Garp: Listen here you massive shit-

Smoker: Why are Newgate and Garp sitting with their backs to each other?

Aokiji: They had a fight.

Smoker: Then why are they holding hands?

Aokiji: They get sad when they fight.

Computer: Please enter a password.

Edward: *types in Garp*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Edward: How fucking DARE YOU-

#whitebeard x garp