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Helping Hand -- Chad/Robert/Herman

Rating: Explicit Content Warning(s): N/A Fandom: Dispatch Word Count: 2,595 Summary:

Robert, Chad, and Herman were all varying degrees of too wired to fall asleep by the time they all settle down for bed. While Robert was content to just scroll on his phone until he couldn't keep his eyes open, Chad— and subsequently, Herm— get an idea that's a bit more involved. They had extended the invitation to join to Robert, but he didn't think he had the energy to participate. To the surprise of his boyfriends, Robert does end up involved— granted, in a relatively small way, but it drives the both of them crazy.

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Checking In -- Herman/Robert

Rating: Teen+ Content Warning(s): N/A Fandom: Dispatch Word Count: 3,817 Summary:

Herm would like to think he's taken to dispatching very well— or, at least, as well as he could, given the Z-Team seems hellbent on interrupting his stuttering and disobeying his orders. It's no matter, though, since he has more worries that are slightly more pressing. Like how one of his idols that had gotten him into wanting to do superhero work in the first place, Mecha Man, joined the Z-team today. He doesn't have the time or energy to properly fanboy-out over that, though, especially since it seems like his duty as a role-model for the Z-team seems to kick in earlier than Herm expected. Mecha Man doesn't think he's fit for superhero work again, especially in a team setting, even after SDN has helped repair his suit. Hopefully Herman's able to convince him otherwise. --- Or, the reverse of Robert comforting Waterboy after his first shift. Watermech Week 2026, Day 2: Role Reversal

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Written In -- Gunther/Elliott

Rating: General Audiences Content Warning(s): N/A Fandom: Stardew Valley Word Count: 1,946 Summary:

It humiliates him to admit it, but Elliott's been admiring the resident librarian and museum curator ever since he first stepped foot into Pelican Town's library. He's never spoken to the other man before, and yet he occupies Elliott's every waking thought, the blue of what he used to associate with the ocean and sky now solely belonging to the other man. So imagine his surprise when one day, the other man— who he eventually learned is named Gunther— had approached him, asking him his name, wanting to invite him into his life when Elliott was so sure he'd never make it into his story. SDV Rarepair Week 2026, Day 2: Mutual Pining

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i'll be there -- Kent/Sebastian

Rating: Mature Content Warning(s): N/A Fandom: Stardew Valley Word Count: 744 Summary/ Excerpt:

He wants to hate this. To never think of this again. A half-smirk fights its way onto his face just to spite him. Sebastian was always told he was a troublemaker: that he wasn't good enough, that he shouldn't be so reckless, that his irrational decisions will haunt his future. He rationalizes this as just proving them right, even if no one else will ever know about it. Sebastian swallows down the laugh that threatens to leave him; the one time he might live up to the expectations put on him and he can't tell anyone about it --- Sebastian's developed a new routine lately, soon after Kent returned from his deployment. It's his own fault things have gotten to this point; he's the one who started this… whatever it is. SDV Rarepair Week 2026, Day 7: "They'll never know"

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Hello, Darlings -- Sam/Sebastian/Male Farmer (Dakota)

Rating: Explicit Content Warning(s): N/A Word Count: 7,377 total so far (4,007 chapter 1, 3,370 chapter 2) Fic Summary: Dakota Evans is very fed up with his life. His grandfather recently passed-- the only remaining family members to who cared about him-- and his customer support job for Joja hadn't gave him time off for the funeral. (They increased his hours, actually, which pissed him and his family off.) His grandfather gave him a letter the day before he passed, but Dakota only brings himself to read it a week after his funeral. It gives him an out to finally quit this soul-sucking job and start a new life for himself away from the buzz of Zuzu. It takes Dakota a while to get his feet off the ground. At least he has… another stream of money to keep him afloat.

Sam and Sebastian have been dating for about 2 months, and after a very embarassing game of Truth-or-Dare, they both end up subscribing to a specific sort of voice actor named VAbel_xx. He hasn't posted in about a week, though, and it leaves them both oddly concerned. A new farmer moves in around the same time, however, and that opens up a whole new can of worms. At least Abel's back!

Multichapter fic; first two chapters are now available on AO3! (hyperlink)

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Do Your Worst -- Sam/Sebastian, Chapter 1

Rating: Mature Content Warning(s): Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death (see a/n on ao3) Fandom: Stardew Valley Word Count: 3,256 Fic Summary: Sam's always been the 'sunshine'-y one in town. He's always seen with a smile on his face, radiating positivity and always being as polite as he possibly could when speaking with others. He's considering a shining light in town, even if he has a little bit of property damage on his record from his skateboarding.

So when that light dims, Sam's left floundering. He's done so well his whole life, keeping up this happy exterior to prevent anyone from looking at him too closely. They can't know something's wrong. He needs to be strong for his family— something he learned all the way back when his dad was first deployed. And this is only reinforced when his mother receives a call while Kent's in active duty.

He doesn't know what to do with himself. He needs some sort of outlet, something, anything, to keep his mind away from the dread and worry over his father that constantly hangs over him.

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Hello, Darlings -- Sam/Sebastian/Male Farmer (Dakota) -- Chapter 3

Rating: Explicit Content Warning(s): N/A Fandom: Stardew Valley Word Count: 5,363 Chapter summary/ preview under cut; mildly NSFW Read here! (hyperlink)

"Don't worry, she was super chatty when she met me at the bus station. Kinda figured she was a gossip; heard that's the norm in small towns like this," Dakota continued, a smile on his face as he pushed his chair in and picked up both his laptop and the charging cable still attached so that it doesn't drag against the floor. "Lead the way, Sebastian."

He does not hesitate slightly, he does not let the way Dakota said his name rattle around in his skull, and he definitely doesn't need to take a deep breath before he nods and turns on his heel to make his way through the house.

Fuck. He's so fucked. Maybe he should invite Sam over after Dakota leaves, no matter how tired he was. He needed to make out with his boyfriend. And probably ask him if he also thought Dakota was hot or if he was just insane. Maybe fuck Sam into his mattress about it while he was at it, too.

OR, Sebastian and Dakota meet for the first time. Sebastian handles it as well as he can.