#omfg kai

[mutogameandretail]

"Oh my GOD, owning a retail store and working retail every damn day is the world's shittiest job! I need a hot guy, a MaiTai and a stripper pole, stat--. And maybe a good, rough fuck while I'm at it, I need some damn stress relief--"

[caleb-roman]

Care Package (Day 1)

[A large brown paper package tied with a string is thrown by a messenger at Beau Laporte. On it is a note written in thick red marker that reads, 'Good luck! - Kai'. The following are the package's contents.]

A military-graded bulletproof vest

A Glock .42 and 24 rounds of .380 ammunition (Attached to this very small gun is a set of easy-to-understand illustrated instructions on how to work the safety and hold it properly)

A leg holster for the Glock .42

A tactical fanny pack

9-Volt LED Flashlight

Two chilled bottles of imported water

A can of soup designed for drinking

10-pack of quarter-sized compressed towels for personal hygiene or first aid (expand with water)

L-Theanine (Hand-written on the tiny bottle's label are the instructions: "This is like caffeine but without the shaky, tense feelings. Take 1 every 6 hours as needed."

[xoneesanx-blog]

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// Yes praise me. Always drowning me in angst ;D

//Don’t act like you aren’t guilty of that too you dork xD

[dandelionisaks]

"Who names a kid Malachi? It's almost like they expected me to be evil..."

[iburnedyourletters]

"Can you believe that guy just hit me with a shovel?!" 

[iburnedyourletters]

[ text ] well i've worked with a few on hunts [ text ] drunken make out sessions [ text ] a lot...? [ text ] and for him to jump on that shit [ text ] fuck you and fuck auto corrector

[ text ] omfg I swear to god

[ text ] there's a reason he's not getting any

[ text ] no thanks

[iburnedyourletters]

[ text ] I hate this place [ text ] they said depending on how she is doing because she is responding to sound and everything [ text ] that she might be able to come home and be on a breathing machine until the surgery [ text ] Kai...why is nothing in our lives easy?

[ text ] because if life was easy we would be bored

[ text ] she's yours, which means she'll be fine

[ text ] Clearly a fighter. You'll be dressing her in hideous hipster clothes like you do to Anessa soon enough

[ text ] I mean...autocorrect?

[iburnedyourletters]

✉

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

 [ text ] Do you think if I got a kitten, I could train it to hunt with me?

[ text ] WHAT ABOUT AN OCELOT?