Summary:Dan overhears Phil saying he was gonna break up with him. But is this all what it seems.
Dan stares at his phone in the darkness. He is looking at old photos of him and Phil. He sobs and mumbles “Phil, why did you hate me? I loved you, stupid MOTHERFUCKER!!!”
It all went down earlier today. Phil was out all day. At around 12:30, Phil had called Dan. It was a butt-dial. Dan had picked up the phone and said “Hey, babe. Um… Phil.” He heard Phil’s voice, “Yea, I’m breaking up with my boyfriend. I just can’t do it anymore. He is just so… needy.” Dan then slammed his phone on his coffee table.
He texted Phil, “Oh, I understand you just can’t do it anymore. Don’t come to the flat!! I need at least day to cool down.” Phil had texted back “what?”
Dan said “Don’t play stupid Phillip just don’t come home.”
Phil sits on the motel bed. He just doesn’t know what has gotten into Dan.
Dan sits bingeing on ice cream and chocolate. He is just crying and crying. He grabs his phone and sees twenty missed calls from Phil. He tries to stop crying but he just can’t.
Phil finally just gets up. He calls a taxi to go to his and Dan’s flat. Phil steps out onto the pavement in front of the flat. He then opens the door and starts climbing the many, many, many, many, stairs. He steps into the living room. He sees poor Dan
He walks over to him. He sits down and wraps his arms around him. Dan pulls away. Dan says “I thought I was too needy.” Phil asks “Where the hell did you hear that!?” Dan replies “When you butt dialed me.” Phil thinks he knows what happened, “What exactly did I say?”
You said “Yea, I’m breaking up with my boyfriend. I just can’t do it anymore. He is just so… needy.” Phil slightly giggles, “That was a fan I met today. He does impressions that was his Phil voice.”
See, earlier Phil had seen a fan that does a spot on impression of him. He was reading out of a tumblr fan fiction. That’s why Dan thought Phil was gonna break up with him.
Dan gets wide eyed. “So you do love me?” Phil replies in a comfortable tone, “Yes Dan, I love you.” He then hugs Dan. They then fell asleep cuddling on the couch.
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