How about "hold my ale" with Geralt?
I had two different thoughts, but this one made me laugh! I hope you enjoy!
It never fails. Every time your little group stops at a tavern for drinks, Jaskier somehow gets himself into trouble.
He did it last week, and he did it 3 days ago.
And just now, having irritated a group of men with his songs.
“What? These are glorious tales of adventure and heroics!”
“Piss off! We just want to drink in peace, bard.” One man says angrily, standing up and cornering Jaskier.
“You can’t keep saving him.” You say.
Sighing, Geralt gets up and slides his drink to you, “Hold my ale.” he mumbles as he heads in Jaskier’s direction.
Thank you so much for the ask!
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