#omgky

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Siri, how drunk am I?

 guy at a party yelling firmly into the burrito he’s gripping.

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Whenever I use the word “myriad” I feel like a Heather.

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Rules: once you’ve been tagged you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. and tag 25 people

tagged by: @mjwins7

Last Drink: Pepsi

Last Phone Call: My friend Garrett

Last text message: “love you!!!”

Last song: “I Know That I Wasn’t Right” by Allen Stone. 

Last time I cried: it’s been a few months

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice: technically

Been cheated on: not that I know of

Kissed someone and regretted it: Immensely

Lost someone special: 4/9/2012

Been depressed: I think everyone has been a little depressed

Been drunk and thrown up: Haha, haven’t thrown up

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU

Made a new friend: Plenty

Laughed until you cried: Frequently

Met someone who changed you: No one has effected my life in any way

Found out who your true friends are: I believe so

Found out someone was talking about you: yes

GENERAL:

How many people on tumblr do you know in real life: not even a handful

Do you have any pets: My sister has a cat that I claim

Do you want to change your name: nah


What time did you wake up this morning: Afternoon... 2pm

What were you doing last night: Regretting past decisions


Name something you cannot wait for: metaphorically sleep 

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Thomas, yes.

What’s getting on your nerves rn: my life choices

Blood type: A pos

Nicknames: Ky, Kyrannosaurus, Goo, Key

Relationship status: my pillow


Zodiac sign: Aries

Favorite tv show: Parks and Rec

Hair colour: Black, the same as my outlook on life

Long or short: short

Crushes: None-zo


Tattoos: None yet

Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS:

First surgery: I got my 12 year molars removed.

First piercing: Ears

First best friend: Kaela Murray fron 2nd grade.

First sport you joined: I DONT SPORTS


First vacation: I went with my best friend to Florida in 09

RN:

Eating: Nothing

Drinking: Nothing

I’m about to: Yawn

Listening: “I’ll Make A Man Out of You” from the Mulan Soundtrack

Want kids: Ew.

WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes: eyes


Hugs or kisses: Hugs don’t spread mono

Shorter or taller: Taller, please


Older or younger: usually older

Romantic or spontaneous: Yes

Sensitive or loud: Neither?

Hook up or relationship: relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant: Tom Hiddleston

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger: Nope.

Drank hard liquor: Maybe. >_>

Broken someones heart: I hope not. Not on purpose at least.

Been arrested: nuhuh

Turned someone down: Yeah.

Cried when someone died: 4/9/2012

Fallen for a friend: Slowly and then all at once and then quickly reverse.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Miracles: yes

Love at first sight: yes.

Heaven: yes

Santa Claus: I believe in that ho ho ho Mrs. Claus

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I just took off a new sweater I got and my camisole tank was covered with cotton fuzzies and I'm sure this sweater is what tricked Eve in the Garden of Eden BECAUSE THIS SWEATER IS THE DEVIL

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me: *sees hot guy in a nice outfit walk by* me: man he looks like he knows how to wear clothes

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person: what’s your cat’s name? me: oh it’s *makes the sound the cat treat bag makes when you shake it* -cat flies into the room like an eagle on fire-

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I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

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every relative during Christmas: how is college treating you? me: like a high priced prostitute. its f*cking me but in the end Im sure the pay will be well