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[cheshirescorner]

O.O

Tumblr: @bliiighted is following you Me: *grips table and hides* what do I doooooooo

[cheshirescorner]

We demand... (OC x Krem)

"A shrubbery." The Iron bull laughed as he slammed the pint down.

"A... Shrubbery?" The Inquisitor asked, raising an eyebrow, "Are you kidding me right now?"

"Boss, this isn't something I could make up."

- - - - - -

"How are we supposed to get you.... A shrubbery?" The Iron Bull asked with a raised eyebrow, out of all of the people to send, Josephine sends him and his Chargers to... Run errands for Orlesians?

"Not just any shrubbery. Has to be perfect, I've located a few along the map here-" The Orlesian ponce unrolls the parchment and points to the area in question.

Oh. The Iron Bull realizes, that's why.

"Chief, isn't that..." Krem looks at The Iron Bull who has a huge grin on his face.

"Dragon territory." Oh this was the best day ever. As if Iron Bull needed a reason to face dragons.

"Chargers, move out! We'll send word to the boss when we get there." Iron Bull turns to the Orlesian and nods, "Don't worry- we'll bring your shrub back."

"And do be quick about it. The party is less than a month- we need the grounds to look especially wild. The more time the plant has to-"

"We'll get it." Iron Bull grinned, walking away with a picture of the plant on a piece of parchment.

- - - - -

They had to ask around a small village for the entrance.

"Look, we just need to know where this stuff grows." Iron Bull said, showing a picture of the plant to an older looking villager.

The old man seemed to stiffen with unease, "Then you're going to want the hedge mage."

"A what?" Krem had to do a double take.

"Hedge mage." The old man repeats though it's soft, like someone might overhear.

"Why?"

"She's got a green thumb. A mind for plants-"

Bull chuckled for a moment before it became a full fledged laugh, "Wait wait wait- so you're telling me-"

- - - -

"A literal mage... That deals with plants?" The Inquisitor questioned with a stifled laugh, "You're sure you're not making this up?"

"I'm positive boss. Fucking positive."

So this is just a fun pairing I’m doing where I made this ridiculous (but perfect) OC with @andrasteshaircurlers and I decided to share!

Only the 1st part.

[kingofrapture]

entreprxneur replied to your post:are you a gentle lover or a rough one? ;)

wow no cuddling just completely destroyed that deal for me :/

Well, obviously, negotiation is the best part of the foreplay, so I might be persuaded to make some... trades. 

[airbenderedacted]

*Friend from NY comes over* Mom: *pulls out baby pictures l* THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING PARENTS DO??

[k-rypton]

An AC movie with Michale Fassbender...

Last time I was this conflicted was when I was contemplating a lobotomy instead of going to school.

[lhaasiri]

poopanic

That awk moment you realize there's no toilet paper too late. D8