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[[CRY OUR EDITORIAL STAFF]]
Give us your tired-ass, your poorly cited, your dogshit abstracts, yearning to run rampant and spark new conspiracies among Harrison engineers. The wretched refuse of your suspiciously crusty "research" notebook. Send these, the worthless, salad-tossed to us (we'll publish them). We lift our lamp beside the second rate, and illuminate your worst researched best takes for all to see.
Welcome to the grand revival of The Omninet Hyper-integrative Stack Hub for the Institute of Teledistributed Research, or OHSHIT-R if you aren't a fucking cop. We were down for a while there after one of you fucks managed to encrypt some liturgicode into a recipe for fried krait that dropped our server room (and my fucking home office with me in it) into a metavault. Notably? The krait sucked. If you're going to fuck us like that, at least try to make the recipe good.
With that being said, I uh. Didn't manage to get the servers out with me. I don't know what exactly happened to them, but I think the closest analog is that their contents got eaten (including the plastics, but not the metal, oddly enough). So, now we're counting on you, Omninet, to help us return to our prior status as the Orion Arm's premier hub for information, misinformation, disinformation, conspiracy theories, and the entire codebase of the Kidd (seriously, that was one of our most read articles, and we need it back).
Currently, we only accept full manuscripts if they have alternative text hosts due to limited server space, but we do accept any and all abstracts, titles, and shitposts, regardless of research quality. Please submit them to the Fried Krait Express if you'd like to contribute, and our remaining editorial staff will try to process them in an unhinged, yet timely fashion.
OHSHIT-R: We're back, baby, and we'll never let Reviewer No. 2 hurt you ever again.
-Umommiest, proud editor-in-chief to the journal that allegedly would have prevented the Fall if it had simply been founded earlier
Out of character note: Please read this post [LINK HERE] if you want some insight as to how I approach publishing shit, broader engagement with the setting, and who Umommiest is as a character and how I plan to manage her interactions going forward. If you like what I have to say there, feel free to share it.
