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Hey what's greywash? Is that like a lannies whitewash?

I hope it is, lannies are always nice :3

Anyway, we're moving a bunch of that now! I'm excited!

Hey so this is kind of important now, as doing back to back supply runs of this stuff is like? My thing now? Idk why they don't just print it.

hot-claws-420

they reely dont tell u shit do they?

some of my best friends hav been greywash but be fuckin careful with it. shits dangerous and hungrier than i am.

OH GREYWASH CAN BE PEOPLE? That makes more sense now. You wouldn't happen to know anyone called "maw" would you?

albatross-lancer

Greetings.

Greywash, like whitewash, is a swarm of nanites directed towards a specific purpose. Unlike whitewash, which is single-use, greywash is self-perpetuating, meaning it breaks down surrounding material to create more of itself, though in a limited capacity, differentiating it from blackwash. This makes it often used for weaponry, though most forms of greywash weaponry are banned by Union.

The Maw was a Karrakin Free Company (essentially a mercenary company), originally deployed to suppress the Ungrateful revolution on Free Sanjak, that used mechanized chassis armed with greywash weaponry. At some point that greywash consumed its wielders, though it appears to have absorbed their consciousness as well. Though The Maw was defeated by ourselves and the Union DoJ/HR, numerous signs point to remnants of The Maw lingering in greywash weaponry, especially the frames they piloted, now known as Balors.

All this to say, if you are interacting with greywash that is displaying signs of sentience/sapience, or have reason to believe it may be connected to The Maw, you and others around you may be in serious danger. Please provide us with as much information as you can, and we will do our best to help.

designation-ward

i will cede the ground to the experts, but note just two more things

there are instances of stable, non-omniphagic greywash subjectivities. i am one such, as are the Nightjaw Singularities from C-GW. these are the notable exception. sentient greywash will still probably try to eat you so i’d strongly suggest looping the Albatross or DoJ in.

also to give a sense of scale: the Maw ate an entire Albatross strike force, a moon, and then itself. the Albatross successfully contained it, but defeated is a strong word.

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Greetings mercenary. I am Gaius Nerva, ACS Chairmain. While I have not personally had the misfortune of encountering semi autonomous swarm weapons, information gathered from field reports has shown me that introducing vast quantities of energy that would otherwise be "disproportionate" have been successful in irreparably damaging it. In other less corporate words; zap those little devils.

My name is Gaius Nerva and I approve of this message.

#lancer rp #lancer acs

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venusianmystique

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thediscossessed

So I say hey! What a wonderful kind of day 🎃

thediscossessed

@staff the fuck is your problem

thediscossessed

I dont have a long rant or rebuttal ready. fuck this website. support black trans women.

Hey does anyone know if my CO is allowed to take my pay?

Said it was something about protection, which makes a lot of sense!

hot-claws-420

absolutely not u should space that cunt

Theft of wages in Union Space is a massive rights violation. As for Mercenary work it's grounds to get the entire workforce together and do some gold old fashioned Wrench Violence.

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My name is Chairman Gaius Nerva and I endorse this message.

Your wages were earned through blood, sweat and tears. If your commander attempts to take them from you then they are a coward and a traitor. For if you cannot count on your leader to protect you without incentive then they are not fit to lead.

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Good day Director, I hope this message finds you well. I am Chairman Gaius Nerva, of Avolio Combat Solutions. I understand that under the previous head of the company, our organisations had something of a feud.

How from what I have been told you seem like a reasonable person so I was wondering if you would be willing to take this olive branch I extend and sort through this company grief between us in a diplomatic fashion.

Consider my request, at the very least.

- Chairman Gaius Nerva, ACS.

Condolences to your previous leader's fate. I'll be handling diplomatic relations due to the Director being indisposed at the moment but I speak on her behalf.

Our response to the Olive Branch is tentative. ACS may not use this as an attempt to reaccquire Signal. Nor do we forget the actions ACS had taken that led to further harm to our people.

We accept this peace offering but know our hackles are raised and we are wary.

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Of course, my goal here is simply to minimise needless conflict, and while I am unaware who this "Signal" person is, I'll assume they were an...off the records mercenary in our employ. If they are in your custody then it is your custody they shall remain. I've no interest in the black books.

Furthermore I am more than willing to negotiate any reparations that ought to be paid for any damages physical or otherwise.

- Chairman Gaius Nerva, ACS.

There is an upcoming Meeting the departments of CORSAIR is having. We'll discuss what's owed then. Afterwards we'll send over our request of what we think is owed.

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Excellent, I look forward to ending this chapter of history with your organisation, I'm sure you must have more important things to worry about than potential old grudges.

- Chairman Gaius Nerva, ACS.

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Good day Director, I hope this message finds you well. I am Chairman Gaius Nerva, of Avolio Combat Solutions. I understand that under the previous head of the company, our organisations had something of a feud.

How from what I have been told you seem like a reasonable person so I was wondering if you would be willing to take this olive branch I extend and sort through this company grief between us in a diplomatic fashion.

Consider my request, at the very least.

- Chairman Gaius Nerva, ACS.

Condolences to your previous leader's fate. I'll be handling diplomatic relations due to the Director being indisposed at the moment but I speak on her behalf.

Our response to the Olive Branch is tentative. ACS may not use this as an attempt to reaccquire Signal. Nor do we forget the actions ACS had taken that led to further harm to our people.

We accept this peace offering but know our hackles are raised and we are wary.

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#corsair mercenary company #avolio combat solutions #acs lancer

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Of course, my goal here is simply to minimise needless conflict, and while I am unaware who this "Signal" person is, I'll assume they were an...off the records mercenary in our employ. If they are in your custody then it is your custody they shall remain. I've no interest in the black books.

Furthermore I am more than willing to negotiate any reparations that ought to be paid for any damages physical or otherwise.

- Chairman Gaius Nerva, ACS.

Beginning Transcript... ... "My friends, my people, my countrymen I, Gaius Nerva am honoured to be allowed to stand before you today, so that we may honour the passing of a great man, a man who helped make this system into the prosperous crucible of progress it is today.

Mister Avolio, I'm sure we can all agree, was a great man, a brilliant financial leader, a man who had planned for a thousand setbacks, and a samaritan, who cared for the veterans of this great system. But to me, he was much like a father, consuling me and helping me in ways that I thought could only be done by blood relatives.

I remember when we had first met, when I was but a lowly administrator in ACS. Signing off on logistics documents, I had been working for three full days with only a few hours sleep in between, and he personally came to me, to make sure I was okay. Imagine, the head of this great company, checking on a simple paper pusher, because he had been notified of the size of the backlog I was working through. His presence was reasurring, reinvigorating. He helped me rise from a morass of paperwork and through his help I had bolstered the logistics department to ensure backlogs like that would never occur again.

He was not a perfect man, indeed nobody can be, but he seemed as close to perfect as one may have been, even as his health grew worse, he made sure to always look out for others, ensuring that the charities he had helped support were being provided with ample resources and that nothing would go to waste.

He has left some very large boots to fill, and if I can do half as well as that great man did, then I will be able to die a happy man. And I hope that the rest of you will deem me a suitable sucessor to such a titantic legacy."

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indigosfindings

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT

People of the Caeculus system. It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of Mister Avolio, he passed away peacefully in bed after a long term battle with health complications. He will be sorely missed. As he has no surviving family, a new sucessor for the head of the ACS board will be elected soon.

Once the sucessor has been elected a public funeral for Mister Avolio shall be held.

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twoforflinching-ktbedition

[ECHO.EXE RUNNING]

Question, how legal would an Enkidu be in pankrati?

Once certain business is concluded, I may want to try my claw- er, hand at it.

DO FUCKING NOT.

-Han Jae-

gankration-macani

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

WAT KIND OF ANIMAL WOULD BRNG AN ENKI IN TO A PANKRATI MATCH

i dont think theyd evn let u tho just flat out

shit WE dont evn let enkidus in

thevoicefrompromise

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BRING SUCH A CRIME AGAINST THE ARTS AND HUMANITIES INTO AN ARENA?

The shame! The horror! The frank bastardization of what Pankrati is! WE HAVE STANDARDS!

/Suzerain Arvantiel Sarthis of the House of Promise\

the-twisted-firestarter

The Enkidu's a frame made for killing, you don't bring that unless you plan on killing someone or something.

justtheenkiduthings

Enkidu is fully approved to play nicely with the others in any form of combat, think of it as like play fighting with your cat.

twoforflinching-ktbedition

Imagine bein’ so fucking brainrotted you decide that bringin’ the genocide mech designed to kill civs to a sports match is even a little bit ok.

-Han Jae-

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You don't bring a nerve gas launcher to a paintball match. At least I hope you don't.

Bring a paintball gun to paintball and a less lethal sporting mech to a sporting event.

- Tallow

broken-lovestreak

A bucket is wedged over the next door Zero walks through such that it falls on him when he opens it. The bucket is full of sulfuric acid, and also glitter that is somehow not dissolved.

[The bucket of sulfuric acid and glitter wobbles as the door swings open, losing its balance and toppling down onto… the Unblooded pilot Zero had ushered through the door ahead of him.]

[The Unblood collapses and begins screaming, other pilots and medics flood the scene as Zero stands back with an unimpressed expression.]

Well, that one was at least creative.

Zero~

#avolio combat solutions #lancer rpg #happy pride #pride month

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You people are animals.

b0tster

happy gay month everyone!

and remember:

b0tster

video game textures that get brought up in court proceedings:

COMPILING... Here at Avolio Combat Solutions we support and love you no matter who you are. Love who you love, be who you are, and if someone tells you to be otherwise please consider our wide selection of infantry weapons and specialist ammunition.

What the fuck do you mean y'all can just print mechs??

paws-akimbo

Welcome to Union, they have some weird shit

You ever seen grey wash? Fucking nightmare feul.

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Here at Avolio Combat Solutions we have a 100% assurance that our designs are created using conventional methods before conversion to Galactic standard printer files are even considered, if you don't trust those printers then don't worry! You can place an order for a genuine factory built ACS product, where the only thing printed is the serial number.

Wow that's really cool! Do you accept large-scale military contracts in regional currency? The higher-ups really don't want to use Manna as part of our currency system while at war with Union and all.

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ACS would be more than happy to accept your contracts, although we cannot guarantee the acceptance of regional currencies (depending on area of influence) we are happy to provide equipment in exchange for raw materials and the opportunity to establish branch offices within your space of influence.

So Vestan currency is useable on about 1/3rd of a planet that's been out of contact with the rest of the galaxy for a few hundred years. Is that good?

#avolio combat solutions #lancer acs

COMPILING... Thank you for your query! Unfortunatly your currency is not recognised in enough territories to be registered under ACS' accepted legal tender list, in order for the purchasing of ACS products or services an alternative method of payment will be required.

What the fuck do you mean y'all can just print mechs??

paws-akimbo

Welcome to Union, they have some weird shit

You ever seen grey wash? Fucking nightmare feul.

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Here at Avolio Combat Solutions we have a 100% assurance that our designs are created using conventional methods before conversion to Galactic standard printer files are even considered, if you don't trust those printers then don't worry! You can place an order for a genuine factory built ACS product, where the only thing printed is the serial number.

Wow that's really cool! Do you accept large-scale military contracts in regional currency? The higher-ups really don't want to use Manna as part of our currency system while at war with Union and all.