#omnisha

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@agent-a-cpfancomic "Dan has left the chat" edition!

Where oh man, he is not staying to explain whatever bs is currently going on

Anna: Shawn, do you know where your dad is?

Shawn: no, why?

Anna: I just really need to like....have "tariffs" explained to me? Gary ran for the hills when I asked him.

Shawn: UHH... Y'KNOW WHAT--

Shawn: Dad is on holiday.

Anna: oh...what about Mai?

Shawn: So is Mai--

Sorry Anna! Shawn's beak is sealed! Not even HE wants to explain this!

Dan: I'm so tired, mum...

Mai: me too...thank fuck I built this cabin in the wilderness.

Dan and Mai are just hiding out having adopted mother and son family time AKFHAKFHAK--

Lily blackfeather: oh, you have a bandage on your arm...are you ok?

Shawn: I FELL--

Shawn understands that as a therapist, lily does have to ask these types of questions whenever she notices something different.

he just wishes that what lily noticed wasn't exactly what she thinks it is.

Suddenly omnisha!

Omnisha: child, please stop following me. It's not your time yet...!

Ghost: up...? Up!

Omnisha wasn't used to being able to be seen by Ghost, she isn't used to being perceived by a living being in any capacity, unfortunately for her, Ghost is gonna be able to perceive her for the rest of his life :D

And the finale!

Shawn: that's it! I'm taking you out!

Clay: ok, it's a date

Shawn: that's not what I meant--

Shawn lost multiple times in a row against clay in a video game and is now ready to fight him irl. Too bad though! It became an impromptu date.

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I can imagine the TT being so confused but Amused when tiny Ghost starts talking about his "imaginary friend who looks like a starry night sky" (he's talking about Omnisha the penguin grim reaper)

HEJKDHSJKSHDJKSSHDJKAS I’VE BEEN LOSING IT OVER THIS

Imagine you’re babysitting your friend’s kid, and the little dude starts talking about being friends with the LITERAL PENGUIN GRIM REAPER-

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@ruby-static "visions arent good for the brain" edition!

Where Anna learns that "oh shit visions are dangerous"

Anna: so hey..Shawn's youngest has been trying to chase a vision and I just wanted to ask...what would happen if shade got stuck in a vision?

Omnisha: oh yeah... I don't recommend doing that. Getting vision locked Will fry your brain.

Omnisha: which... ISNT good. It kills.

Anna just gets scared upon the penguin grim reaper saying that visions are super dangerous if one gets stuck in one

Anna: hey bud! Please don't try and chase any visions

Lilshade: aww why?

Anna: long story short...it isn't good for you.

Lilshade doesn't really get why Anna is suddenly worried about his visions. He's at a point where he's gotten used to them and suddenly everyone around him is worried.

And the finale!

Lilshade: there was a vision seeker years ago who wrote everything down. Including his visions...but the writing suddenly stopped

Lilshade: which implies that...they got fried.

Shawn: shade im begging you to not chase whatever vision you saw earlier..please.

Shawn: whoever's mad at me in the future, I can handle it...!

Shawn: don't get hurt over this, ok?

Lilshade: alright pa...

Shawn is also worried and doesn't want his son to get vision locked, is lilshade going to keep his promise to him? Probably not *cries*

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@ruby-static "dearly missed" edition!

Where Shawn is really missing his dad *cries*

Quil: hey are you OK?

Shawn: I.... Don't know.

Shawn: I'm feeling... Uh.. I dunno..

Quil: Shawn..

Shawn: it's kinda empty right now

Shawn: like I'm just- I cant-

Quil: Shawn.

Quil: you may be overwhelmed...need a hug?

Shawn:.... I miss my dad...

Quil: ohh.... Shit...

Quil is well meaning and Shawn has always had difficulty being honest with his emotions around others. It all just came to a head when Dan... Well, went oof. Quil would probably hug him regardless of asking or not *cries*

Suddenly Gary!

"how does it feel knowing you're gonna see the heat death of the universe?"

Gary: UHHHHHH... terrifying!?

Gary figuring out he's basically immortal thanks to the future party probably really fucked him up. How does he achieve it? Is it an AI robot brain upload situation? Did he accidentally discover a cure to aging? Who knows! He doesn't!

And the finale! Omnisha

Omnisha: I'm so tired.

Cael: I'm not love~

Omnisha: cael this is the 5th time this week you had something happen with you health wise.

Omnisha and cael banter is always my favourite. It's her favourite too cause its rare this happens to her :D

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@ruby-static "Shawn go to bed" edition!

Where Anna scolds Shawn for coming to work ill

Anna: you ok??

Shawn: so much cold...

Anna: you may be the director now but you shouldn't be at work dude

Shawn: nah I'm good

Anna: Shawn. Go to bed or I'm calling Quil.

Shawn: no-

Shawn is a stubborn bastard and Anna is about to teleport him back to his igloo and barricade it XD

Suddenly lilshade!

Lilshade: No secrets Omni. How much of a close call was it?

Omnisha: you sure you want to know?

Lilshade: you're able to see glimpses of other futures yourself. Lay it on me

Omnisha: ....too close, shade. Too close.

Omnisha would have happily kept just how close he was to dropping dead a secret if lilshade didn't pry that information out of her. *Cries*

And the finale!

Violet: is shade ok?? He's not too hurt right?? It's just a headache??

Violet: *worried questions galore*

Shawn: ....holy shit, they care about him.

The moment it clicked in Shawn's brain that violet truly cared about lilshade was when they came right to his home and bombarded him with questions of his well-being.