// A Club Penguin fan webcomic that probably shoudn't exist by @ruby-static // After young Anna Steele solves the mystery of her teacher's dissapearance, she is given the job opportunity that will change her life: being a part of the PSA's secret Elite Penguin Force. // Rated 14+ for strong language and serious heavy subjects. Yes, this is a Club Penguin Comic. // Includes both original stories and canon PSA/EPF events, but is slightly canon-divergent in terms of timeline and events //
I can absolutely imagine Shawn would get the TT their respective flags during pride month (assuming they don't already have them otherwise I can imagine the TT burying Shawn under a pile of flags) AKFJAKFHAKF
@agent-a-cpfancomic "Its not delusions of grandeur if I can do it!" Edition!
Where the first time Shawn wanted to climb the toughest mountain he got abruptly stopped!
Shawn: I'm gonna climb toughest mountain.
Quil: no you ain't.
Shawn: yes I will! And I CAN!
Shawn: IT'S NOT DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR IF I CAN FUCKING DO IT! LET ME GO!
Quil isn't even gonna let Shawn take one foot on that mountain without the proper equipment! XD
Shawn: This fluffy likes to talk to me
*CARP NOISES*
Anna: you're insane
Shawn: I know.
Shawn loves it when the fish around the island actually make noises. Anna probably thinks he's finally lost it (I headcanon that the fluffies sound like a Carp fish)
Shawn: this is fine.
Shawn during the worst moments of his life be like.
Suddenly Riki!
Riki: how was my day?
Riki: I'm in Lethal Lava Land
Riki when he has the most random, out of pocket dream that isn't a horrific nightmare has the ability to stay so calm somehow.
And the finale!
Riki: The voices in my head are getting louder
Blizzy: shut the heck up.
Riki: ONE of them is angry.
Sibling patch notes update!
Riki and Blizzy are now twins too! Which means Riki now shares the same birthday as Blizzy
I can imagine Quil just giving Shawn the biggest of hugs after managing to get him to come out and try hanging out with the others *crIES*
RAHHHHHHH THIS THIS-
Honestly, accurate- Dude may or may not get a little ‘emotional’ (translation: clingy/huggy) helping Shawn go out with friends again. Even if it’s just a quiet night in watching a friend play video games.
Where quil managed to get Shawn outside for a hangout!
Quil: hey guys! Guess who I found!
Shawn, who hasn't left the house in over a month: *silent panic*
Anna: Holy shit--
Bonnie: SHAWN!!!
After the whole... situation, Shawn almost immediately shut himself in and was way too afraid and guilt ridden to face his friends (especially Anna.) but Quil wouldn't let him stay away for too long!
Quil: Shawn! There you are!
Quil: taking a break from Socializing?
Shawn: yeah...
Quil: well, let's take a break together, ok?
Shawn is still feeling really out of it so socializing is like trying to have a picnic in hell for him, thankfully Quil seems to understand.
Shawn makes his stance on AI art known and will clown on absolutely anyone who uses it akfhakfhakfh
And the finale!
Shawn: 68 days in your egg, making us all wait...
Shawn: And you look like your goofy dad!
I won't lie I've been wanting to do this meme for absolutely ages but never got around to it. Now I have.
Jesse hatched first and Clover took until midnight the same day to hatch. Jesse came so close to not having to share a birthday with his twin XD
I can imagine the TT being so confused but Amused when tiny Ghost starts talking about his "imaginary friend who looks like a starry night sky" (he's talking about Omnisha the penguin grim reaper)
HEJKDHSJKSHDJKSSHDJKAS I’VE BEEN LOSING IT OVER THIS
Imagine you’re babysitting your friend’s kid, and the little dude starts talking about being friends with the LITERAL PENGUIN GRIM REAPER-
@agent-a-cpfancomic "a joke turned saving grace" edition!
Where oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck--
Shawn: y'know, if I don't answer a call from you or come in on time for an appointment, I don't mind you hunting me down.
Lily: oh? Why's that?
Shawn: honestly? I think it's cause I'd feel safer!
Lily: I'll take that as express permission to check in on you every so often?
Shawn: I wouldn't mind honestly, thank you.
Shawn was joking at first but he ended up agreeing to it because even if he didn't think of it at the moment, it may end up being something that saves him one day.
Dan: see ya later kid, don't overexert yourself today.
Shawn, looking at an old VHS recording an hour later: huh, I almost forgot that Shade and I Recorded these...
Shade: a recording for the future!
Shawn: our future!
Shawn: what do you wanna be?
Shade: a therapist
Shawn: boo
Shade: Boo!? What do YOU wanna be?
Shawn: whatever mom and dad are at their job, duh!
Shade: haha watch out snowball, I may end up being YOUR therapist if you take their job. What if we both worked at the same place?
Shawn: oooh! That'd be so cool! The chaos duo would never be apart that way! Chaos duo forever?
Shade: Chaos duo fore--*TV shut off*
Shawn: ...fine, fine...it's all fine, it'll all be okay, I just need to keep my mind off it-
Shawn wasn't mentally prepared to see the old recordings he and Shade made as kids. It hadn't even been 3 months since Shades passing by this point and Shawn had already gone through a lot himself. But that's fine, he can just do one of his favourite hobbies to keep his mind off it, right?
TW in place: implied Suicide attempt.
Lily: ...ookay...he didn't answer...
Lily: Anna, is Shawn with you?
Anna: no...why?
Lily: he left a note saying he's gone swimming.
Anna: oh, did he have his therapy session with you already?
Lily: No... he didn't show up. At all.
Anna: oh-- that's odd...
Lily: I tried to call him but I got nothing, it went to voicemail. And he's not at his home either.
Lily: I called his parents and they said Shawn should've been at their home since he's still recovering from his job related injury...so I don't know why Shawn would want to--
Anna: ohh fuck no...
Anna: Lily. He'll be at the cove. Or somewhere between the Cove and the iceberg. Shawn tends to do this thing...if his thoughts are too much he'll do laps from the cove to the iceberg, sometimes to the point of exhaustion.
Anna: so I don't know if he's just exercising...
Lily: or he's about to do something really... REALLY STUPID...
in Shawns desperate efforts to keep himself from feeling his grief, he pushed himself beyond exhaustion.
His joke turned permission from his previous session ultimately became his saving grace.
I can imagine during the early times of Shawn and his honestly kinda scary spiral Lily was just like "oh... I've got my eye on you. You're pretending to be ok but you're really, REALLY not" aaaAAA-
Not gonna lie, I can totally see this. I always kinda saw Lily as the type to be pretty observant of others to an almost scary degree, so I can imagine her taking one look at Shawn and just going
@agent-a-cpfancomic "Dan has left the chat" edition!
Where oh man, he is not staying to explain whatever bs is currently going on
Anna: Shawn, do you know where your dad is?
Shawn: no, why?
Anna: I just really need to like....have "tariffs" explained to me? Gary ran for the hills when I asked him.
Shawn: UHH... Y'KNOW WHAT--
Shawn: Dad is on holiday.
Anna: oh...what about Mai?
Shawn: So is Mai--
Sorry Anna! Shawn's beak is sealed! Not even HE wants to explain this!
Dan: I'm so tired, mum...
Mai: me too...thank fuck I built this cabin in the wilderness.
Dan and Mai are just hiding out having adopted mother and son family time AKFHAKFHAK--
Lily blackfeather: oh, you have a bandage on your arm...are you ok?
Shawn: I FELL--
Shawn understands that as a therapist, lily does have to ask these types of questions whenever she notices something different.
he just wishes that what lily noticed wasn't exactly what she thinks it is.
Suddenly omnisha!
Omnisha: child, please stop following me. It's not your time yet...!
Ghost: up...? Up!
Omnisha wasn't used to being able to be seen by Ghost, she isn't used to being perceived by a living being in any capacity, unfortunately for her, Ghost is gonna be able to perceive her for the rest of his life :D
And the finale!
Shawn: that's it! I'm taking you out!
Clay: ok, it's a date
Shawn: that's not what I meant--
Shawn lost multiple times in a row against clay in a video game and is now ready to fight him irl. Too bad though! It became an impromptu date.
Shawn: I keep forgetting names of places and people and sometimes I put something down and immediately forget where it is. I can't focus! It sucks and it feels like I'm losing my memory!
Ms Blackfeather: That... sounds suspiciously like ADHD dear
Shawn: What-
That moment when you have the good old trifecta of comorbid conditions, the father (Autism) the son (ADHD) and the holy Spirit. (OCD)
I think Lily knows Shawn is in for a bad time and Shawn is about to just have sooo many horrors. Which...yeah, mood.
Shawn: Here's a sick trick this bird is doing!
Shawn: wanna know his name?
Clay: I'm so in love with you.
Shawn unintentionally not even processing what clay said: Tiny hawk!
Quil: A splendid name!
Shawn loves coming up with silly nicknames, Quil probably agrees with them
Orion: so, how old are you? I never asked.
Aunt arctic: I'm getting there in terms of old, I'm in my 40's
Orion: *Changes song theme to romance*
Aunt arctic: oh honey--
Orion you're around the same age frame as Aunt arctic-- XD
And the finale! A day or two late but!
Shawn: yeah I'm trans. So what? Happy trans day of visibility!
Takumi fell from a high place after hanging upside down. Bonnie is here for the teasing and inevitable "ok let's make sure you're actually ok" moment
Bonnie: *Singing "whenever, wherever" by Shakira*
Anna: *trying not to laugh*
Takumi: *just happy to be included*
Anna finds this whole situation v e r y amusing XD
Bonnie: Ok THATS cool!
Tusk put the fire brigade in timeout because they set fire to his snowmen akfhakfha-
Mari: why did you call Quil cu--
Shawn: I FORGOT HOW TO TALK!
Mari would probably find Shawns inability to be even the least bit chill funny to her I believe AKJAKFHAK-
And the finale!
Shawn: I am not brave.
Shawn: but sometimes...
Shawn: I am made brave by my friends.
Shawn: which is to say I am made Brave by love.
Shawn thinking about himself and how on a more personal level, he doesn't view himself as brave, at least not when it comes to himself. However, he can be brave when it comes to people he cares for a lot, maybe that's what love and being loved is all about. Bravery.
I can imagine the TT dragging each other around the Island to play their respective favourite casual mini-games!
YEAHHHHHHHH I CAN TOTALLY SEE THIS- The three of them (+Shawn) tend to drag each other to different places to do all sorts of things around the island as a group.
But one they tend to do a lot-
I like to imagine Quil frequently takes everyone sledding/snowboarding with him on Ski Hill. (And sometimes more risky slopes)