#omo irl

[sirsimic]

Shout out to the time I was playing a battle royale game (Spellbreak — anyone remember when that was a thing?) with a friend and I had to pee so bad that I ran to the bathroom mid-game to piss. I just said "Hang on, I'll be right back" (I was in a voice call with my friend), and I don't think I took longer than a minute or so, but I wonder what he thought.

I don't know if I could have made it to the end of the round. I probably could have (though not without a couple of leaks), but I didn't want to take that risk at the time. I'm pretty sure this was a few years ago, before I had ever tried holding to my limit, so I wasn't really sure how long I could last. If this happened again, I just might try to hold it.

[coolsexhaver]

being a bartender while being into omo must be fun lmao... do you have any stories? either about yourself or maybe a customer/co-worker that might have been looking a little desperate

the kink part of my brain shuts off when it's someone else in real life, it would only be hot if I knew they were into it. when someone is actually distressed or struggling it stresses me out so much.

but yeah. bartending is all liquids, pouring liquids, constant handwashing. warm water on my hands really makes me dance.

i don't really have any stories that are anything more than "got busy, had to hold it". But sometimes one of my two coworkers will tell me theyre going to the bathroom before I have a chance to. Then I have to stay and watch the bar and wait for them to get back. I'm not gonna tell them "No, my turn first!" that would be crazy. and who knows, maybe they have to go even worse. And this happens a lot: first guy returns from the bathroom (and they always take their phone with them and fucking sit there on their phone for 15 minutes, i swear to god) and then the OTHER coworker immediately excuses HIMSELF to the bathroom and then i have to stay and wait AGAIN. AND WE ONLY HAVE TWO SINGLE PERSON BATHROOMS. FOR THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT STAFF. HALF THE TIME WHEN I DO HAVE A MOMENT TO RUN THERE, THEYRE BOTH OCCUPIED. AND I CANT STAND THERE AND WAIT FOR WHOEVER'S IN THERE TO FINISH LOOKING AT THEIR PHONE AND VAPING. THEY NEED ME AT THE BAR. IT'S ACTUALLY A NIGHTMARE

[coolsexhaver]

Idk why really but ive started needing to pee really bad like, an hour into my shift at work every day now. I think it's because I've started drinking tea when I get there. and by the time I notice I need to go, we're usually pretty busy. and when we get busy, it's usually for about 3 hours at least. And when I'm holding it, my dick starts getting hard. AT. WORK. AT WORK!! please. please no this cannot happen.

i swear I get more full more often than i used to. because every shift now I get to the point of very nearly potty dancing TWICE. and i'm a bartender. A BARTENDER. this is so. oh my god. Have fun imagining that scenario 💀

(twice today when I got the chance to CASUALLY, NORMALLY, DEFINITELY NOT DESPERATELY excuse myself to the restroom at work I swear, after I danced getting my belt undone and pants down, I peed like a racehorse for like a minute. strong stream pouring out, long pee, felt my bladder deflating and realized I was REALLY full, more so than I thought... felt. very nice.)

[sirsimic]

Me when I'm holding my pee and absolutely bursting.