#oncefutureking

[crystalzelda]

i sign onto tumblr and the first thing i see is you and moffat hate. i think that's my otp. CrystalHate, everyone else just needs to get with it

was it you on anon cause I know u like dat Moffat

don't lie rn

plz stop enabling my rage I'm trying to trick my followers into thinking I'm a perfect classy fucking lady ok

[crystalzelda]

i looked it up for you bb: "Harry didn’t see his parents die. He was in his cot at the time (he was just over a year old) and, as I say in ‘Philosopher’s Stone’, all he saw was a flash of green light. He didn’t see Quirrell’s death, either. Harry had passed out before Quirrell died and was only told about it by Dumbledore in the last chapter.He did, however, witness the murder of Cedric, and it is this that makes him able to see the Thestrals at last.

Well, I didn’t want to start a new mystery, which would not be resolved for a long time, at the very end of the fourth book. I decided, therefore, that until Harry is over the first shock, and really feels what death means (ie, when he fully appreciates that Cedric is gone forever and that he can never come back, which takes time, whatever age you are) he would not be able to see the Thestrals. After two months away from school during which he has dwelled endlessly on his memories of the murder and had nightmares about it, the Thestrals have taken shape and form and he can see them quite clearly." -- I hope i c/ped that right

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Be dazzled, mere mortals, by the the unreachable depths of Queen Amy's HP knowledge

bow rn

[anglophile-rin]

Tagged

Rule 1 - Post the rules

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them

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1. Favorite soda

Coke or Pepsi, hands down. Oooh, okay, maybe hands partially down, because Jones is fucking phenomenal.

2. If you had to choose how you died, what would you pick?

Eek, um... Painlessly and fulfilled. If that's impossible (because Moffat and Kripke actually run the world), for someone else.

3. If you were a woodchuck, how much wood would you chuck?

I'd like to say all the wood and be all BAMF like that, but let's be real. I'd chuck the minimal amount of wood to survive in the wood-chucking world, call in sick as often as I could get away with, and spend the majority of my time online.

4. Worst subject in school.

Calculus. Pity pass, right here.

5. Three people you would pay to punch in the face.

Violence is not the answer!

That being said- Romney, Bernardo, and that backstabbing bitch from first year.

6. What would you name your son/daughter?

Oh, I have this all planned out. either two boys and a girl, or three boys and no matter what they'll be Callum, Logan and Riley. Middle names pending obsession of the moment and how easily I can talk my husband into them.

7. Least favorite pairing of your main fandom.

Ack, do I even have a main fandom? I'm gonna have to go all SuperWhoLock on you and do all three - Wincest, Eleven/Clara (the man is married), and Sherlock/Mycroft.

8. Would you rather follow the spiders or the butterflies?

Butterflies - I ain't having any of this giant man-eating spider shit. I have no magic car to save my ass.

9. Favorite word.

Clairvoyant. Just always has been. Though, if we're going usage here, probably hostee criste (French swear).

10. What would you wish for at 11:11

To one day be a published writer.

11. If you had to move away from wherever you live now, where would you go?

England or Florida.

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The first word that comes to mind.

Dog person or cat person.

Your Hogwarts House.

Your most embarrassing moment in elementary school.

First crush's name.

What your name would have been if you had been born the opposite gender (or what you'd want it to be if you don't know).

Your Doctor (and if any of you names a physician, you're out).

Your personal style in three words.

What you collect..

How you put yourself to sleep.

Oldest friend (as in, friend you've had the longest)

[crystalzelda]

beauxbaton sux ok

you sound jealous of our never melting ice sculptures and our palace. it's okay I'd be jealous too.

[crystalzelda]

if you were a hogwarts alum why did i see you with a kwikspell course on your laptop?

you are a lying liar who LIES. Besides that was your laptop smh this projecting rn

I actually went to Beauxbatons but my COUSIN WENT TO HOGWARTS AND SNAPE WAS REALLY MEAN 2 HER OK DON'T BE RUDE RN

[dicaprioleos]

i had no idea you were such a little one! happy birthday!

hahah thank you so much honey ♥