FUCK NETFLIX.
FUCK MARVEL.
GIVE ME MY CRIME-FIGHTING DORKS BACK, YOU GRUBBY BASTARDS.
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FUCK NETFLIX.
FUCK MARVEL.
GIVE ME MY CRIME-FIGHTING DORKS BACK, YOU GRUBBY BASTARDS.
One Batch, Two Batch, Penny and Dime.
The Gardener
One batch, two batch
Penny and dime
Lisa and Frankie
Didn’t know how to rhyme
So they just said
What came to their minds
Like “pizza” and “cat”
“Whale” and “limes”
But they stopped, many pops
Went flying their way
Daddy screamed “On the ground!”
“On the ground you should lay!”
He went running to them
But they were far away
When he got to Lisa and Frankie
Their father, they had obeyed
He turned back to Maria
To look into her eyes
They were lifeless, wide open
As they tried to cry
Before he could reach her
A bullet started to fly
It landed on Daddy’s head
But, yet, he didn’t die
When Daddy woke up
They called him crazy
A bad, bad man
With his vision hazy
But he wasn’t that
He wouldn’t hurt a daisy
But only if that flower
Wasn’t a rotten daisy
Today, Daddy is a gardener
He takes care of the central park
Throws out the bad flowers
Takes with him the hate and the dark
Before taking out
Some of the bad plants
He remembers why
He started, with a chant:
“One batch, two batch
Penny and dime
I now take what is yours
Because you’ve taken what was mine.”
Mail call!
Found something on eBay last week and couldn’t help buying it.
Apparently these are the press discs that they sent out to the people who vote on the Emmys after season 1 was released... and now one is mine.
Edit: the title screen
I GIVE AND GIVE AND GIVE AND GIVE AND NOW IT IS FINALLY TIME FOR ME TO RECEIVE.
Many, many thanks to HunterCollect_ on twitter for taking the video at C2E2 and to Qbowetakes for posting it.
JON BERNTHAL PUNISHER NATION HE IS BACK.
"Did that go really good or really bad?"
Frank Castle read Lisa the One Batch, Two Batch, Penny and Dime book when she "too old for it" purely out of nostalgia and for fun.
To me, this means that if Amy brought Frank a copy of her childhood favorite, he would read it to her. Dad!Frank reading too-old Amy a picture book would frankly be the cutest.
I also think it's adorable that Amy made it her business to know Lisa's name. She doesn't ask about "your daughter," she specifically says Lisa.
I stayed up til 3am to start watching the Punisher and holy mackerel