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wow in the 15 seconds that my tab crashed two goals were scored

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I am still astonished at just how many people are instantly taking the fae deal of "a thousand dollars" and bragging about how they will use a straw to solve the "glass" problem, without considering that the trap is in the currency.

#every day you are buried in a hundred thousand pennies #every day you gain a thousand confederate dollars #every day you get two orange Monopoly slips #the smartest people are the ones who question where that money is coming from #it wasn't meant to be a trick but the pride people are taking in their cleverness is EXACTLY WHERE FAE BEINGS THRIVE #i have become the fae #you ask for one thousand dollars of united states bills gathered from the drawers of a thousand different corporate-owned cash registers #one each #taken from between seven and ten each night while no one is looking #and I know there's a hole in THAT #so you talk it over with other people and write down that term and memorize it until you can recite it verbatim #YOUR HOUSE STINKS FROM ALL THE SAND DOLLARS PILING UP INSIDE OF IT #even my scheme above leads to tax questions

“If anyone asks, you’re my parents,” Five muttered.

“Excuse me?” Diego said. “No. That’s worse than people thinking I’m with Klaus.”

Five looked up at him slowly. “You realize you don’t actually have to be with Luther, right? Just lie.”

Diego squinted up at Luther. “I would never date you. Not even if we weren’t brothers.”

“Uh…” Luther said. “Okay. I wasn’t under the impression that you would.”

“Sometimes I wonder if Dad ordered us from least to most intelligent,” Five sighed.

“So Ben and Vanya are smarter than you, is what you’re saying,” Diego retorted.

Five went quiet. “Shut up and focus.”

Diego rolled his eyes.

#wuas #i love their banter #it's so much fun to write them #joke's on you five ben and allison are the only one with private braincells #one each

OMG A SHOW about Michael Jim and Duncan trying to find out whose the baby is. OMG that is ALL I want from life💕😂😭

It would be a DRAMA! The fighting between these three boys, all three of them determined to prove they are the father. Jim was the first to cum in you, Duncan’s the one who’s done it the most often, Michael’s the damn Antichrist - he could snap his fingers and get you pregnant for God’s sake! Each of them try to outdo each other on who would be the better father and things get ugly, Duncan’s been in prison, Jim’s substance abuse gets DRAGGED for a whole season till he decks Michael. You have to hold the Antichrist back from incinerating poor Jim on the spot while Duncan roots on the fighting. You point out that the child could be another Antichrist and that shuts Michael up for good.

DNA tests would be the only way to know for certain who is the daddy! It’s bigger than Drag Race, Breaking Bad and the finale of Lost! EVERYONE is watching with baited breath!!! 🙈😂

I WANT THIS SO BAD!

#who is the daddy?!#could it be triplets?#the dream right there #one each #foursome!#michael x duncan x jim x reader

yeah i dont actually want these games so i guess hit me up if you genuinely want Rollers of the Realm, Zeno Clash 2, or Citizens of the Earth

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Just for you - heres a random Fiona Apple post from the archive

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#lizard #monkey #one each #1lom pic #first post

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