#oneia

[thesoftestcloud]

i also have pink lace curtains through out my apt and she visits every window each day and rubs her face all over the curtains

ur cat has a lace fetish

[thesoftestcloud]

My cat takes all my clean underwear out of my closet, puts them in a pile, and sleeps on them. she prefers the lace ones.

one of my teachers had a cat who did that too wtf?? she wouldn’t sleep on them tho she’d hide them under their bed and had a pretty impressive collection before they discovered it

tell me abt yr pets

[skullyzard]

dont make me come over there and rip ur mom a new one. i swear to fucking god. so mad rn. thats bullshit.

I fucking know. I know she's been raised like this, but THAT IS NO EXCUSE to behave like this. I need to make her sit the fuck down. 

[jiminspromise-remade]

i am going to find out what game thats from. im going to play. and im going to win.

good luck. be safe. use condom

[jiminspromise-remade]

shhh dont question japanese rpgs

what even what the heck japanese rpgs i swear?? fish?? man?? why would u want to sex a fish how do u sex a fish why would u rp a fish

[jiminspromise-remade]

#its a gold fish

this is just so wrong in so many ways like…. why is the goldfish so big?? can goldfish even whisper?? why are they… doing the do?? who thought of this??? why???

[uglybarnes]

hating porn is unnatural okei

for real how can you not like porn it’s glorious

[fatgeibaishunfu]

also change your username jfc. change it to colty or something bc this one is awful

absolutely not