#oni!sojiro

[wellthebardsdead]

Mononoke au shopping episode?? ~Bambi

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Sojiro: *sitting in the medbay now back to his normal ‘human’ size, wearing a paper gown* my ass is freezing…

Hanzo: don’t worry father we’ll get you some clothes to wear we’re just trying to figure out the size situation.

Sojiro: size situation?

Hanzo: well, when you get emotional you grow easily an additional 5ft tall and sprout a second pair of arms. We need clothing that’ll at least have some give for the time being until we’ll have time for you to adjust.

Genji: *bursts into the room holding a bunch of Reinhardt and roadhogs unused clothes* I GOT IT! Reinhardt and mr rutledge said we could use these! *helps his father pull on a shirt over his horns*

Sojiro: *now wearing a shirt that looks like a dress on him* …I hate this.

Hanzo: yes I agree, we’ll go shopping tomorrow then.

76: *steps in holding some of his old clothes* thought I’d come by to help with the jay bird sit- *pauses seeing the pouty Oni in a shirt far too big for him* cute.

Genji: *protective bean* EXCUSE ME?!

Sojiro: *flustered Oni noises*

*The next morning*

Sojiro: *walks out of a store dressed very stylishly looking like a devilish silver fox*

Hanzo & Genji: *following after him with bags of clothes bickering at each other*

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Mononoke au for you??? ~Bambi

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Sojiro: *sitting at a table in the cafeteria by himself, nervously looks around to make sure nobody’s watching before dropping the illusion covering the lower half of his face that makes him look human so he can eat comfortably*

76: *suddenly sits across from him* hey- *pauses seeing the Shimadas usually handsome face now replaced with a skeleton like mouth and two sets of large boar like tusks* wow.

Sojiro: *chokes on his food and panics trying to put up the illusion again but instead shifting through several different faces, to having no face at all, then back to his ‘normal’ face* JA- *COUGH!* jack! You scared me!!

76: *smiles sadly and gently reaches over with a napkin cleaning up the side of his mouth* you don’t have to hide what you really look like around me. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every form you can take.

Sojiro: *bright pink, sheepishly dropping the illusion again* the other agents and new recruits stare at me though… I’d, rather not be perceived more than I already am.

76: you’re pretty, of course they’re going to stare. *smiles and starts eating*

Sojiro: *tail curling into a question mark* eh??? I’m? Pretty?

Genji: *watching the whole interaction from afar, picks up a steak knife and moves to get up* oh no you fucking don’t jack-

Hanzo: *holding him by his underwear* sparrow please-

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So I rewrote my swapped au series to fit with the arrival of kiriko and her parents, it’s still just as painful, and maybe y’all will like my semi canon demon daddy Sojiro more than my original Headcanon demon daddy Sojiro, I renamed it to Mononoke Au ~Bambi

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Hanzo: *barely 16yrs old, staring at his fathers grave, trying to keep a straight face while Genji cries softly beside him* …

Genji: i-I don’t understand a-Anija, he was okay a few days ago, he was healthy! Wh-why did he die so suddenly? W-was he sick and kept it from us?…

Hanzo: *gently hugs him* I don’t know Ototo… I don’t know…

Hanzos Uncle: Are you two still moping over that dead sod? Hurry up and get changed we got a meeting in an hour!

Hanzo: *tearfully places a flower on his fathers grave* yes uncle…

*Meanwhile beneath the castle*

Sojiro: *very much alive but very injured, laying on the cold damp floor of the dungeon, the smell of mold and rotting wood filling his bloodied nostrils doing nothing to distract from the pain of his broken legs* b-brother- please- please don’t hurt them- I’ll behave please- please

Sojiros Brother: *standing over him holding a bat, gently presses it into his neck lifting his chin to look up at him properly* Shhhhhhh, *smirks* Just keep behaving yourself and signing whatever we give you and I promise they’ll stay unharmed~ but you set one foot out of line and- *lifts the bat up suddenly bringing it down on Sojiros arm fracturing it*

Sojiro: *vision going white as his eyes roll back in agony, in too much pain to even scream* A-aghhhh-…

Sojiros brother: *pushes the bat into the damaged limb twisting it making his brother cry out and whimper* I’ll be doing that and much worse to them, starting with that brat, Genji. Got it?

Sojiro: *in a cold sweat from pure agony, sobbing quietly as he stares up at his brother in fear* g-got it…

Sojiros brother: good… *drops the bat narrowly missing his brothers mangled legs as he walks out closing the iron bars behind him*

Sojiro: *laying there sobbing quietly as he stares at the ceiling of his dark prison* Hanzo… Genji… please… stick together…

*A few years later*

Sojiros brother: *walking down into the dungeon holding a bowl of barely edible food, muttering to himself as he walks* stupid guards, I pay out the ass for them to keep an eye on a decrepit old man and they’re too afraid of him to go near him, pfft, what a joke… *walks over to the bars only to see darkness in the cell* oi. Soji. Food.

*silence*

Sojiros brother: oi! You deaf!? I said food!

*silence*

Sojiros brother: *growls and moves to throw the bowl to the ground* OI-

*Rustling fabric against wet stone and dirt*

???: o-o-onii-san… I-is th-that you?…

Sojiros brother: *pauses and smirks thinking his brothers mind is so far gone he’s reverted back to when they were kids* yeah, it’s me Ototo, comere, I got food for you.

???: food?… I-I’m so hungry… nobodies f-fed me in days…

Sojiros brother: *suddenly feeling dread building in his stomach, mistaking it for guilt…* I know, I’ll fire those guards… come here and let me look at you Ototo…

???: m-my legs don’t work… it hurts… I can’t… my body… it hurts…

Sojiros brother: *sighs and opens the cell door stepping inside and immediately freezing as the door slams shut behind him* wh-what?… *looks back at it confused and nearly jumps out of his skin feeling something touch his shoe*

???: big brother…

Sojiros brother: *looks down to see a frail hand with short chewed down nails grabbing his foot, caked in dirt and blood* Sojiro?… *pulls out his phone and turns on the flashlight immediately dropping it upon seeing the sight before him* Wh-what are you?

???: OnniI̷͖̓̊ḯ̵̥̌i̵͖̓̋ǐ̸͇̹͠i̸͔̞̐̏-̷̠̺̆S̴̺̭͊ä̵̹̥́͆a̴̩͗͝a̷͓͊̇ǎ̸͕á̴̢a̸̢̒a̴̢̿̃a̷͚̍͌a̴͈̠̽̈n̵̨̜̓ *Slowly rises up off the ground and steps into the light revealing themselves as the palled corpse of Sojiro. Clothes filthy, eyes white, hair down to his ankles and beard unkempt as he reaches out with bony, broken thin arms* Y̶̜̒ō̷̙ů̸̙̼ ̷̡̕̕B̵̟̾̐e̷̩͝ẗ̵͓̇ŗ̴͂ȧ̶̹̿ȳ̸͚e̶̫̔͠ͅd̷̫̊ ̵͈̯̈́̓M̶̝͐̀e̴̺͐̍.̴̛̺̠͑

Sojiros brother: *drops the food and staggers back in shock falling out of the now open cell door only to look back and see. Nothing, no body, no corpse, nothing…* I… *stands up shakily, cautiously looking around as he does so* s-Sojiro?… o-oi, y-you alive?… th-this isn’t funny you fucking asshole! I-ill kill you-I mean it! *looks down at his phone, still illuminating the centre of the seemingly empty cell, starts to nervously shuffle back in to get it* d-don’t try anything funny- I-I already got your brain dead son to kill his brother! I-ill kill him too if you think about trying any- *freezes in place feeling his soul turn to ice as a hot breath sends chills down his spine* … *looks back slowly to see a pair of red eyes staring back at him, red tattooed skin, and large, sharp tusks with a pair of horns to match* n-no-

*Agonised Screaming*

Sojiro: …*standing in the middle of his cell, covered in blood, all four of his hands holding a part of his brother* … *sighs* that feels better…

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(Forgot I had this in my drafts! This is the swapped!AU from my old blog where Sojiro got replaced by his brother and imprisoned under the castle for trying to flee the clan only to die and merge with his spirit dragon becoming an Oni due to his grudge. Basically a parallel to the shimada coffee where he got caught rather than being successful in getting away ~Bambi)

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Sojiro: *laying in the grass beneath a sky of cherry blossoms, his head resting in his wife’s lap as she strokes his hair* how tall do you think they’ll get?

Ayako: *smiles at him before looking at Hanzo and Genji, 3years and 1month respectively, both sleeping peacefully beside them on the grass* I think Genji will end up taller.

Sojiro: oh you think so~? I think Hanzo will be. Genji will be faster though, I think he’ll skip crawling and go right to running.

Ayako: running away…

Sojiro: what?

Ayako: run away…

Sojiro: ayako?

Ayako: *staring down at him with glassy eyes as her head suddenly detaches from her body and the pink sky turns red* …run.

Sojiro: *snapping awake to cold mud and concrete beneath him, water dripping somewhere around him, too starved and weak to move, dark, always so dark* …ayako?…

*fabric rustling*

Sojiro: *turns his head and freezes seeing the bodies of his wife and sons hanging from the ceiling*

“Tou-San! wake up!”

Sojiro: *jolts awake instinctively reaching for his sword only to feel his pillow instead* h-huh? What?

Genji: *now fully grown, a cyborg, and very much still alive* you were having a nightmare, we heard you screaming and came to check on you.

Hanzo: *walking in with tea* it was a bad one… your tusks and horns came back.

Sojiro: *feels his face and sighs making his tusks shrink back to fangs and his horns to the little stubs they normally are* just… reliving some unwanted memories…

Genji: do you want to talk about it?…

Sojiro: …no… *shakes his head a little* just… don’t run too far away from me tonight… please…

[wellthebardsdead]

Another draft from the swapped!Au ~Bambi

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Reinhardt: *readying his hammer* heh, after all your sons talk I’m ready to see what’s so legendary about you mr shimada.

Sojiro: *holding a long bo like staff* they were most likely talking about my brother, I warn you, I’m a much better fighter than him. He only got leverage over me by holding my sons hostage.

Reinhardt: I apologise for finding that hard to believe, you’re fighting me with a stick!

Sojiro: there was once an army in ancient China who won wars with these staffs, their wood was lacquered in the blood of their enemies. But if that’s not intimidating enough for you. *stretches up making his second set of arms grow along with his tusks and horns before drawing a massive Ōdachi sword from the staff like scabard* maybe this’ll change your mind~ *snarls as blue flames burn from the sides of his mouth*

Reinhardt: …holy shit.

76: *being held back by hanzo* DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT REIN HES MINE!!

Hanzo: pls Jack we only just got him back let him settle down first-