Mar 30, 2019
Emma: Hey.
Bill: Hey.
Emma: Why don't we talk more? We're both pretty normal people and I don't really hate anything you do.
Bill: *places a hand on Emmas shoulder* Because we're both extremely damaged and if we ever gave each other more than even half a glance it would end with us getting drunk and crying for a week.
Emma:...oh...
Or alternatively
Emma: Hey.
Bill: Hey.
Emma: Why don't we talk more? We're both pretty normal people and I don't really hate anything you do.
Bill: Because God doesn't want us to, damn him to Hell!
Emma: Wait, what?