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I simply couldn’t resist
I love Bard the Bowman so much(The Hobbit). First of all he is just a normal guy who happened to have some kings blood. He is the average man who was very well liked by the people of Laketown. He was probably having such a normal week, fishing and collecting barrels, like a normal bargeman. He was just trying to feed his kids as a single father of 3. What a guy. Then these fuckass dwarves wash up on the shore and what is he supposed to do. He is kind so he takes them to Laketown, little did he know they are the reason he gets tossed into jail. Then he has to fight a dragon because of them??? And also because of some random prophecy he learns about. Normal Bard, kills dragon. He shoots Smaug with a black arrow while using his son as a bow. Which is physically impossible by the way. He ignored the laws of physics because bard is just that guy. So of course he gets the perfect shot into Smaug’s arm(wing??) pit. Who is this guy. He just aurafarmed the whole movie.
Since this dwarven king practically sicked a dragon on his town, he wants his money. That bitch better have his gold so he can at least try to help his people. And he is the first democrat, he got elected into office to become king because he just killed a dragon on a random Tuesday. The fuck. So now he is stuck arguing with some crazy ass dwarf while an elven king makes eyes at him. Bard will never know a day of peace again. Now he has to deal with this dwarfs situation ship who stole his special rock. Someone give bard a break and a cigarette.
Now he’s stuck in a war, he’s fighting fucking orcs and shit, don’t ask him, he’s new to this.
He is like Aragorn if he was responsible, Bard is a descendent of a king who actively seeks out responsibility and is getting attention from some hot ass elf. (He probably smells better than Aragorn to)
Don’t even get me started on book Bard. He was just going about his day till a dragon jumped Laketown. Then some random bird whispered in his ear about smaugs exposed pit, and he just shot him.
Bard out here doing the most. Killing dragons, fucking elven kings. Someone get Bard an MVP award now.
THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY DRIVERS DO. LEWIS HAMILTON LOST A WHOLE TIRE AND HE DID THAT. THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY DRIVERS DO. MAX LEGENDARY 2023 SEASON.
CHARLES LECLERC GOT POLE IN MONACO 2 TIMES IN A ROW AND HE DIDN'T WIN. STOP CALLING THAT MAN LEGENDARY. STOP CALLING HIM THAT CAUSE WHEN HE HAD POLE IN ITALY HE CRASHED STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRIES. HE CRASHED DURING THE FORMATION LAP IN BRAZIL. HE DROVE INTO THE BARRIERS AT THE FIRST CHANCE HE GOT, HE CHOKED, STOP DOING THAT.
LEGENDARY: MICHEAL SCHUMACHER, LEWIS HAMILTON, MAX VERSTAPPEN, AYTON SENNA, EVEN LANDO NORRIS HAS A CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE HIM, NICO ROSBERG, LEGENDARY THESE ARE LEGENDARIES. GEORGE RUSSELL IS MORE LEGENDARY THAN CHARLES LECLERC, THAT'S WHAT WE TALKING BOUT RIGHT NOW.
STOP TALKING ABOUT CHARLES LIKE HE'S THIS GUY, HE IS NOT THAT GUY, HE'S A SWIM REAPER, HE'S GARBAGE, WHEN IT MATTERS, HE'S GARBAGE.
“ Ladies and gentlemen! And every non-binary in between! We have our lovely host over today!!!! So stand up and clap your hands foooooooorr!!!....... BIZZY BUNNET WHITLOCK!!!!! ”
Oh sweethearts! Oh love! How nice of you! Take your seats! Let the beautiful alleged narcissist you fight on your phones take it away!
Let's get to know,
Me and ME!
She is a Demi Romantic who is Bisexual! For the babes that dont know what a demi is.... basically...not EVERYONE amuses me, infact! Its a 0.01 chance!
Her voice claim iissss: Sophia From Date everything!
Her personality is full of Sarcasm and Many self Centered comments! Along with jokes of course...tho people consider her a narcissist...how funny!
She can switch accents! How many? All of them you can think off! She loves learning accents
She knows 2 language, English and French!
Sometimes covers her scar before going in public, she doesn't like it at all.
Loves making people angry!
Never asked for YOU to fuck her beautiful life up for your 10 minute or less entertainment.
You worth NOTHING to me. Behind that screen...you can't even talk without stuttering or fucking words up.
He didn't deserve anyone like you fucking up everything. He was my FRIEND.
Your such a baby.
She loves cross dressing! Who doesn't? You? What a shame..try it.some time babe!
Wanted to try out the refrence with em-
Jetfire redesign!
Jetfire is an autobot scientist that specializes in biology
Many were surprised when he cut off all contact with Starscream, who he was very very close to, and then when both joined different sides.
This is what I immediately thought about this when I saw the ending
And I also drew it because why not :]
(I ain't good with perspectives but I tried)
