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nvw..

"Since when did Men like me build kingdoms such as this?"

Galadriel: "These Men are not like you.

In the Great War, your ancestors

stood with Morgoth.

These Men stood with the Elves."

Bonus "The Office" moment:

Daddy: If one of your pets did something like that, I'm pretty sure you would punish them.

Me(switc): I guess so.. do you want to punish me? Maybe..some spanking..?

Daddy: I said punishment.

No blow jobs for a week.

Me: But Dadddyyy..it was an accident!

Daddy: Do you want to make it two?

Me: I'll be good..

shaving my pussy before terror camp university challenge just in case matthew mcnulty leaps through my laptop screen and comes fucks me

drawing him just so that I can blow him up

I need this twink to explode

Was thinking of doing a "Doomsday December" but I don't think we could handle it...

heh. just lost a follower! 😅😅😅 it figures….. who would wanna follow a kind, compassionate guy like me…😞😞🧐 kicks a rock

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