#onlyonebed masterlist

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Only One Bed Masterlist

as long as i'm here (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Facing instructions to leave his dorm amidst the pandemic, Dan turns to his best friend for a place to stay

Back To Zero (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: One weekend, one house, five people, a recent breakup; Dan wasn't exactly thrilled, but he was going to show up for his friend, even if it meant having to share a bed with a stupid guy that sided with the even stupider guy that broke his friend's heart.

Bardic Inspiration (ao3) - dickiegreenleaf

Summary: Dan is a travelling bard looking for a safe place for him and his beloved horse to spend the night. Thankfully, the local tavern owner, Phil, can offer him one.

bend a little (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: Phil is left with probably the very last seat mate anyone would ever want on a nine hour flight.

Between the Sheets (ao3) - benotafraidofwriting

Summary: Dan and Phil are currently touring America by car. One night, they run into a problem in their motel room: there’s only one bed.

Boyfriends Without Benefits (ao3) - iihappydaysii

Summary: There's only one real bed on the tatinof tour bus and Phil's willing to share it with Dan. The problem? Dan's in love with Phil and Phil has no idea.

halfway under an avalanche (ao3) - deathlytireddan

Summary: For the bingo squares: broken train, trapped somewhere, and only one bed.

Jump Off the Deep End (ao3) - pasteldnp (missjuliet)

Summary: Sometimes it takes a road trip with your meddlesome brother and his girlfriend to end up exactly where you want to be.

staged like an open house (ao3) - imnotinclinedtomaturity

Summary: Dan and Phil are relieved to have a night in a hotel after several nights on the bus. Phil is ready to relax in bed with his boyfriend, but Dan is determined to film first. The only problem is, they accidentally get a room with only one bed.

Staring at the Sea (ao3) - Allthephils

Summary: Dan wears a braided chain made of finest silver from the north of Spain, a locket that bears the name of the man that he loves.

The Problem With Travelling During The Holidays (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: Dan is in a tricky situation, running to catch his connecting flight with no other than his annoying enemy right on his heels. If he could just get on the plane and be away from Lester that would save Christmas.

Luckily for Dan, things don't tend to go his way.

there was only one bed ? (ao3) - Iittlesparkle

Summary: Dan and Phil booked a room with a double bed, see what happened

This Here City Is For The Lonely Ones (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: WARNING: SOME SWEARING

Dan is a high flying business man who has no time for delays in his schedule, but with a plane that just won’t go and upbeat, eccentric, graphic designer Phil bothering him from the next seat over, will a booking error by the travel company, which leads to room sharing, tip him over the edge or be just enough to change his crusty ways?

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Only One Bed Masterlist

a new sensation (ao3) - strxngersagain luke/calum G, 16k

Summary: Calum doesn’t remember actually updating his Hinge profile. It happened at some point after he’d stumbled back into his flat, when Ashton had fed him pints until well after his shift had ended, and had dragged him out to the bar down the road afterwards.

You should leave a comment if: You want a free trip to Edinburgh.

or

Calum needs a date for his sister's wedding, and Luke has never been to Scotland.

Destination: Perth (ao3) - onlythevoid luke/ashton T, 34k

Summary: The stranger swung into the seat next to him and sighed contentedly. Luke stole a glance from under his hat. It was a boy with light-brown messy hair, reminiscent of surfers Luke saw on the beach in Brisbane - he had a t-shirt on and black jeans, and fade-tint round-frame sunglasses propped on his straight nose.

The stranger caught Luke’s eyes.

“Hey?” The stranger asked. Shouldn’t have looked at him, Luke thought. Too late.

The stranger had set his sunglasses on his head and was peering below Luke’s cap. “Dude. You look terrible. Are you okay?”

Oh, so the stranger was one of those guys. Too friendly and ever-inquisitive. Yes, Luke looked like shit; he’d been crying for an hour at a time, every few hours, and all he’d had to eat in the past two days was some wet broccoli at the hospital and a bag of chips he’d bought that morning in Brisbane, and there were bruises all up and down his right arm from a car crash he wished he’d died in.

Luke didn’t say any of that. He prayed his voice would be steady and said, “Yes. Thanks.”

The messy-haired boy did not seem convinced. After a pause, he offered, “My name’s Ashton, by the way.”

i’ll be patient despite our racing hearts (ao3) - expectopatronuz michael/ashton, luke/calum T, 5k

Summary: Michael and Ashton are accidentally fake dating

I'm A Falling Star (ao3) - FayeHunter luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 55k

Summary: A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless really. “Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question.

Or: Ashton’s a shop boy setting out on a adventure to find a star to help grant a wish. Luke’s a star crashed to Earth looking for some help to get back home. They’re both in for more adventure than they bargained for.

minute suite dreams (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum M, 10k

Summary: The attendant disappears down the hall, and Luke finally gets a good look at the place he and Calum will be spending the night.

“Oh fuck,” Luke murmurs under his breath, wheeling his suitcase into the space and looking back at Calum apologetically. “It’s, uh. Small.”

peach and clover (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum M, 7k

Summary: “Now the fuck what?” he asks, shaking his head helplessly at Calum. “Try to find a hotel further away? Hike a few miles at midnight?”

“Clover Leaf Motel,” Calum says, pointing out the window next to them. Luke has to crank his neck around to see it. Across the street and down the block, there’s a dilapidated-looking building with a glowing neon sign out front. Vacancy. “I didn’t mention it earlier because it seems like kind of a last resort type of place, but, uh…”

“That’s where we’re at,” Luke says, chuckling humorlessly at the motel’s logo—a four leaf clover, which would normally seem pretty ironic given the state of the motel, but Luke can’t deny there’s comedy in the situation. Somehow, they are actually lucky that this place exists.

Popstar (ao3) - L4sht0n luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 54k (WIP)

Summary: Luke didn't need a fake boyfriend. He had some problems, every celebrity had some problems. Drug, sex and alcohol was Luke's getaway, but there was nothing wrong with it. A bit problematic yes, but he did nothing wrong. Luke was losing fans because of his bad behaviour, and he was kind of an asshole. Luke could admit this. But he didn't need a fake boyfriend. He didn't need Ashton Irwin to play his fake boyfriend and clean up his mess. If Luke's management wanted to clean up Luke so badly they should just hire a cleaning lady. Luke didn't need a fake boyfriend, didn't want it. Then why did the fake relationship feel so real?

Stranded (ao3) - jbhmalum michael/calum T, 14k

Summary: Checking that there was no one waiting behind him, Michael sends Christine a smile before making his way towards Broad Shoulders and Pretty Face. He doesn’t notice Michael right away, only looking up when Michael clears his throat.

Despite the clear defeat that sits on his face, his brown eyes are warm and his cheeks full and adorable, the curls cut into some kind of mullet framing all of it beautifully. Michael’s easily charmed, but he’s never been charmed by a guy on the verge of tears before.

Well, there’s a first time for everything.

or

They both miss their flights AU

time skips (ao3) - kaleidoscopeminds luke/calum M, 4k

Summary: Calum’s life is a fucking mess.

He desperately needs to find a flat in a nicer area, start going to bed at a reasonable time and smoking less. He needs to spend less money on stupid shit, eat more vegetables and remember to call his mum more. Also, he should probably try to get this time travelling thing under control.

And once he’s done that, he can tackle the other thing, that he keeps having sex with the same guy in every era he ends up in.

you are the sun (and i’m just the planets spinning around you) (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke, calum/ashton T, 17k

Summary: "are you ready for this?” his ‘boyfriend’ asked, squeezing his hand again and giving him a reassuring smile.

― michael’s being forced to go to a stupid family event, even though it really does seem like just yesterday that he was being forced to fly out to australia for his nan’s funeral. it wasn't like he hated his nan and didn't want to mourn her death, he just honestly couldn't be bothered to deal with his family’s constant digs and comments about how unlovable he was and how he should definitely be in a relationship by his age. but ashton had a way to fix that, it all just depended on whether luke agreed or not.

(or: the fake dating fic.)

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Only One Bed Masterlist

Aeternus Solem (ao3) - onbeinganangel Pairing: Draco/Harry

Summary: On December 1st, Harry Potter gets sent halfway across the world to attempt to break a possibly fatal curse on an unnamed British Unspeakable — except said Unspeakable is not unnamed at all and Harry has been in love with him for over four years.

Because He Loved Her (ao3) - forgotten_traveler Pairing: Hermione/Draco

Summary: “These potions aren’t ingested. They’re absorbed through olfactory means.” Hermione kept her eyes downcast, unable to look at him. “She brewed them in here, so the fumes are everywhere.”

“English, please?”

“The smell is triggering this... uncomfortable change in us. Dorris was brewing enhanced aphrodisiac potions. Lust potions.”

Bonfire Hearts (ao3) - Megan_P_Cook Pairing: Hermione/Draco

Summary: The special thing about Camp Sunart is its purpose. Designed for children—of any blood status—with magical abilities, it provides them with the opportunity to practice their magic within a controlled environment, also allowing them to make friends prior to their studies at Hogwarts. Setting them up with both Muggle and Magical lifeskills.

Hermione Granger returns as Head Girl, however, she's in for a surprise when she's joined by her former academic rival. Enter Head Boy Draco Malfoy.

OR:

The one where Hermione and Draco are forced to share a bed together.

But there is only one bed?! (ao3) - Lalalaartje Pairing: Seamus/Dean, Neville/Theodore

Summary: Dean takes Seamus on a weekend trip. Neville said he knew the perfect place for them, but there is only one bed?!

For Science (ao3) - real_jane Pairing: Hermione/Draco

Summary: Hermione wants to climb her Auror partner like a tree, and she has to win a bet... two sexually repressed partners, one small bed, one... disturbance. It's a recipe for the perfect science experiment.

It's Only One Night (ao3) - QueenOfTheDreamers (QueenOfDreamers) Pairing: Hermione/Tom

Summary: Tom and Hermione are the Head Boy and Head Girl staying at the Leaky Cauldron. But with only one room available, they're forced to share a bed. There's only one bed, and it's only one night. She'll be one of his secrets. Tomione one-shot.

Lost Bed, Found Love (ao3) - NearlyHeadlessNicci Pairing: Seamus/Dean

Summary: A Prank War amongst the Gryffindor Eighth Year Boys gets slightly out of hand. Dean ends up suffering some undeserved consequences, but does he really suffer?

Quarantine (ao3) - Too_Much_Fandom Pairing: Tina/Newt

Summary: It has been discovered that Grindelwald's blue fire contained some sort of dangerous pathogen. All survivors of the rally are immediately quarantined for two weeks. Newt and Tina end up in the same isolation room. Which happens to contain only one bed...

Rules and Rivalries (ao3) - Taylorisnotcute Pairing: Draco/Harry, Hermione/Pansy, Neville/Blaise, Theodore/Ron

Summary: After the battle of Hogwarts, students are asked to return for another year to finish their education and destroy house rivalry. With new roommates, rules, and redemption, these eighth years might just find themselves falling in love.

Or

Eighth Year AU where our favorite enemies create rules to live peacefully and finish their education. Party games, There's only one bed, Bets, and more ensues.

Snowed In (ao3) - Lostinthenightrain Pairing: Hermione/George

Summary: George Weasley always manages to get Hermione in the worst situations.

Spurious (ao3) - msmerlin Pairing: Hermione/Draco

Summary: Hermione could navigate the nuisances of the court room like the back of her hand, but dealing with her lack luster love life was another story. When Draco steps up to be her fake boyfriend and attend Neville and Luna’s wedding with her, she just might have bit off more than she can chew. With one bed, a fake boyfriend and a presumed one sided romance brewing, the weekend is sure to be a memorable one.

The Art of Seduction: Kidnapping and Hypothermia (ao3) - ChaosAndCrumpets Pairing: Hermione/Draco

Summary: Hermione Granger's battered old Ford Fiesta is not built for snowstorms. It's a good thing there's a flannel-clad tractor driver to come to her rescue. Or is it?

The Lockdown (ao3) - LunaRavenclaw9 Pairing: Theodore/Blaise

Summary: Draco and Harry host a party that turns into much more than any of the party-goers expected. Even though Blaise enjoyed watching their friends make bold decisions, he isn’t very happy when his own bold decision is presented fairly neatly wrapped next to him in the only bed left in the house.

The Magicea Deleo Curse (ao3) - HufflepuffMommy Pairing: Hermione/Draco

Summary: Hermione and Draco are hit with an unknown curse and she whisks them away to her safehouse to quarantine themselves… or the one where they are stuck in the middle of nowhere with no magic and only one bed!

The Second Time Around (ao3) - In_Dreams Pairing: Hermione/Draco

Summary: When Draco Malfoy asked her out the first time, Hermione was so surprised she blurted out, "No! Of course not!" And everything between them changed from there.

Together in Paris (ao3) - KoraKwidditch Pairing: Hermione/Lucius

Summary: Lucius Malfoy asked for Hermione's help in divorcing Narcissa. After having the final papers signed, they get stuck in Paris.

And there's only one room left at the hotel.

Toothpaste Kisses (ao3) - meriyart, spicytofuuuu Pairing: Neville/Pansy

Summary: Everyone says bad things come in threes.

If two unfortunate occurrences already happened—for example: having to travel to bumfuck nowhere with a colleague she has a crush on (a colleague who, to add insult to injury, barely acknowledges her presence) and then having to share the room with said colleague—a third one is likely to take place.

Pansy doesn’t give weight to the nature of those ridiculous notions until they enter their room only to find the third bad thing.

(or: There's only one bed.)

Walk in the sun (ao3) - FreddieFoxBaxter Pairing: Draco/Harry

Summary: Harry is perfectly content with the life he built for himself; simple and private, it helps him heal the wounds from the war. He then accepts to go out with one of Neville’s acquaintances, never expecting that decision would bring him back to his obsession for Draco Malfoy.

“That was his cue. Had Harry stopped to think about his situation, he could have left. Malfoy was nibbling at his neck, he had his hand down his pants. All things considered, a disaster incoming. And yet, his feet still refused to move. After all, he was not the stop-to-think-of-consequences kind of guy.”

(Features drunken confessions, bathrooms, a lot of smut, sexy pictures, panties, cats and only one bed)