#ontologically evil

[red-garden]

I need more post Xuan Su reveal Shen Jiu so upset and full of self loathing he’s about to throw up. Of course his Qi-ge always wanted to be there for him. He’s just so rotten to the core he couldn’t see it. Qi-ge is so noble, so much better than him, that he would let him vent his frustrations forever, never breathing a word of how selfish and arrogant he is. I need him a crying shaking flight risk that YQY has to physically restrain to comfort until he calms down. Xiao Jiu has to be fully bodily crushed to Qi-ge’s chest until he stops struggling and leans into it.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Just stole the ability to say Gs from a child.

[cb-writes-stuff]

paleontollogically evil baby

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

Interviewer: So how would you describe yourself?

Me:

[knucklecurve]

I think a nuclear missile should hit Dodger Stadium

[titleknown]

Hot Take: If you graduated from a business school, it should be legal to kill you.

Like, the sole societal function of business schools is to identify what people should not be permitted to exist in society, not just because they're institutions specifically designed to make you into a person who makes the world worse, but also because the sorts of people it attracts are the people who looked at these fucking Patrick Bateman factories and said "I want in"

[batmanvillainswithcircularheads]

[ontologically-evil-car]

One day, when you’re all alone in your bedroom, trying to sleep peacefully. You’ll see something out of the corner of your eye. And then you’ll realize. It wasn’t in the corner of your eye. It was right in front of you. And it was me. About to run you over.