Jul 13, 2019
Sometimes I see other people’s screenshots and stories, about strength and adventure and allth at and then I’m sitting on my character over here like “Hi, I’m a merchant”
but in the end, tis what I prefer
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Sometimes I see other people’s screenshots and stories, about strength and adventure and allth at and then I’m sitting on my character over here like “Hi, I’m a merchant”
but in the end, tis what I prefer
I legit, don’t get how people have the energy to be angry as often as it looks like some people are.
Being angry is draining af and I barely have the will to take care of myself after a full work day- I don’t got time or energy to waste on bitterness and rage.
Ranting, bad language and obvious first world problems below.
OKAY BOYS AND GIRLS ITS TIME FOR STORYTIME.
A MONTH OR SO AGO WHEN I MOVED, I FIGURED I’D GET MYSELF A NEW COMPUTERR CHAIR. I PICKED OUT ONE, AND WAS ADVICED TO ORDER ONLINE TO GET IT DELIVERED TO MY DOOR FOR CHEAP.
I DONT HAVE A DRIVING LISCENSE. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
PLACE MY ORDER, COOL. LITTLE LESS THAN A WEEK LATER, IT’S DELIVERED. BUT, WAIT. THIS IS THE WRONG COLOR! AND NOT EVEN A COLOR I LIKE! SHIT. OKAY, CHECK MY ORDER. CONFIRMED, I ORDERED THE COLOR I WANTED. THEIR MISTAKE THEN. NO PROB, I’LL CALL ‘EM UP AND GET THIS SORTED.
SPEND 40 MIN ON HOLD BECAUSE THE POOR GIRL HELPING ME IS NEW AND NEED TO GET HER SUPERVISOR/MENTOR TO HELP HER.
SPEND 15 MIN EXPLAINING I DONT HAVE A WAY TO BRING IT TO THEIR STORE.
OKAY THEY’LL FIX PICK UP BY POST. BUT SINCE I ALREADY PAID, THEY CAN’T ISSUE A REFUND TIL THEY GET THE CHAIR BACK. TRANSFER ME TO SALES TO ORDER NEW CHAIR.
SALES TRANSFER ME BACK TO A DIFFERENT PERSON- BEFORE I COULD EVEN RE-ORDER. THIS PERSON SAYS PLAINLY, NO, I NEED TO CONTACT SALES BUT UH, THEY JUST WENT HOME CALL BACK TOMORROW?
OKAY. THEY DON’T SEEM TO WANT MY BUSINESS. FOLLOWING MY GUTS, I PLACE AN ORDER AT A COMPETITOR I’VE HAD GOOD EXPERIENCES WITH IN THE PAST.
FEW DAYS PASS. NO WORD.
WEEK AFTER I GET NEW CHAIR. SUSPICIOUS NOW, BUT THERE HAS BEEN A FEW DAYS OFF, MAYBE THEY’RE LATE.
CALL NEXT WEEK. “OH NO, SHE MEANT YOU HAD TO GO TO THE POSTOFFICE WITH IT.”
SIR, IF I CAN’T BRING IT TO YOUR STORE, HOW THE BLEEDING HELL CAN I BRING IT TO A POST OFFICE. UNLESS YOU’RE PAYING ME FOR THE TAXI.
HE TRIES TO HELP, BLESS, BUT AFTER SPENDING ANOTHER 10 MINUTES ON HOLD, I AM INFORMED THIS MUST BE DONE WITH SOMEONE ABOVE HIS CLEARANCE AND HE HAS TO MAKE A CASE RAPPOR OR SOME BS. 24 HOUR WAITING PERIOD.
FINE. GODDAMNIT FINE.
IT TAKES 4 MORE DAYS. GET A CALL. THEYLL PICK IT UP THE NEXT WEEK. BY NOW ITS BEEN 4 WEEKS. IVE HAD MY OTHER NEW CHAIR FOR 3.
THEYLL PICK IT UP BETWEEN 12-15. THEY DONT. CALL ME AT 16 AND SAY THEY CANT MAKE 15. NO SHIT?
THEY CAN BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR. OKAY COOL.
CALL ME WHILE ON BUS HOME.
THEY WENT TO MY OLD ADRESS.
THE ADRESS I HAD NOT EVEN USED WHEN ORDERING THIS CHAIR. IT WAS, DELIVERED TO MY NEW ADRESS. I DONT EVEN KNOW. ITS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN.
OKAY THEYLL COME BY ANYWAY.
THEY ARRIVE.
AM GREETED WITH “SO WHERE IS THE REFRIGERATOR WE’RE PICKING UP?”
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WTF
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY, IF I DONT GET MY REFUND I’LL BE PROPER PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE AND WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER!
Since I’m moving further away from work, and is incredibly prone to motion sickness I bought an electric bicycle and prepared to ride it home- got hopelessly lost and ended up giving the bike a 8km test ride.
10/10 still better than a bus
It’s scarce anything more awkward than having to deal with calling up companies on my late mother’s behalf and have them ask me why she isn’t calling herself.
OKAY, sorry for spam I did allt he things I got tagged in. I’ll get to the other stuff later to not spam more