#ooooh nice

[brightlotusmoon]

Shelldon’s existential crisis is brought to you in part by Eldritch ants

Jesus Fucking Tap Dancing Christ On A Stick.

That, uh, that'd do it. Yup.

I'm gonna make Mikey feel it later.

Hey, remember in Mirage when Michelangelo had a nightmare about being a giant turtle deity brought down low by the world, and Splinter blamed it on too much TV? I think there's screenshots of the pages somewhere.

ANYWAY I fucking love existential dread and eldritch creatures. My old social circle called me and husband eldritch wanderers, a flare and a beacon.

[lethalcitizen]

skin leaks for the siege olympics!

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

I'm a virgin I keep thinking about how Mesopotamian Crowley is probably also still a virgin, and just doing all kinds of gentle, innocent, sort of curious stuff with him. Trying to figure out kissing, letting him touch me, touching him in return, slowly working up to having sex (probably takes several weeks to get to that point tbh), which we do in secret, trying to keep quiet so no one knows what we're doing, but neither of us would be entirely successful at that.

[simptasia]

[brightlotusmoon]

Sandman Show Casts Tom Sturridge as Dream & Gwendoline Christie As Lucifer

Sandman Show Casts Tom Sturridge as Dream & Gwendoline Christie As Lucifer

Netflix announces their cast for The Sandman.

I did want to see Christie as Desire or Destruction, but this makes me even more excited to see that casting.

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Background: I discovered the Sandman comics in 1993, at age 14, at a "creative shy kids" summer camp (they didn't have words like neurodivergent or Autistic Girls, remember. A socially awkward boy who had a massive crush on me gave me his whole Sandman collection and geeked out with me for weeks, I was the only kid he really connected with. I still get nightmares about A Game Of You, but it was truly fascinating.

Later I got my first computer, with an AOL CD. My very first AIM pen pal lived in New Zealand. I learned I could write fanfic for Ninja Turtles and X-Men in a whole new way.

I never wrote Sandman fanfiction. I should have. I still could.

[brightlotusmoon]

I'll be weird for the next four hours. During the radio-frequency nerve ablation, some lidocaine got into my bloodstream. I'm numb everywhere inside and out. My brain is dumping serotonin like whoa. I keep telling people I love them.

The cerebral palsy effects got... more obvious. More severe? Like, the slur accent, my jaw shifting so my lower lip jutted beyond my upper lip, my left wrist going into flexion, arm pronating even more as the shoulder increased inner rotation.

My left leg disappeared, although cognitively I sensed that it was there, of course, I could use it. The doctor asked if it was like an out of body experience, and it really was, just with a ghostly sensory attachment to my body.

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

I'd like to lick Crowley completely, head to toe, like a cat. Just let my tongue roam all over his body, every sharp angle, every dip, every curve. Watch him squirm and tremble beneath my mouth, let him grip my hair in despair as I fuck him gently with my mouth. And then have him return the favour.

[illuminatetholland]