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[johnwickb1tsch]

Her phrase “I’ll come visit you in New York” be like:

🤣🤣🤣 Reader be like:

Thank you Scarlett!!! 😆😆😆😘😘😘

[galexibrain]

There's nothing better than writing for a fandom whose media you know so well that you're confident in your reading of the characters and look at your work and think "this is as much in character as it can be coming from someone other than the original creator", and yes I think I write a better Goku than Toyotarou does.

[look-i-love-u]

AU Fic Game

Finally home after a stupidly long day of work. Let's see what my tired brain is able to come up with...

Thank you for tagging me, my darlings: @creepkinginc , @shinygalaxyperson, @energievie, @juliakayyy

rules:

use this au generator to assign you an au, this fan fiction trope generator to give you a trope/situation/sometimes another au, feel free to keep clicking until you get something that inspires you.

then try to come up with the title, plot, vibe, and details of a fic including whatever the generators gave you. you don’t actually have to write it, just put the concept into the world! this is basically just a thought experiment.

AU Generator: Criminal Minds Setting AU

Fanfic Trope: Write a story about one character being a human and the other being a ghost haunting them.

Title: The Milkovich Effect (based on "the Reid effect" in Criminal Minds)

FBI agent Mickey Milkovich worked his ass off to be in this position he never ever thought he'd find himself in. An agent with the BAU hunting those, he thought he would end up as himself. But instead of becoming a serial killer unde rhis father's thumb he'd carrying a badge now and rocking some tight black slacks and black shirts. Always. Exclusively. If you catch him on a good day, he might even throw on a well tailored suit jacket and sunglasses.

the real star is the thigh holster though. Because even though Mickey works mainly with his mind, in understanding people who commit cruel crimes, he also really enjoys just working through his frustrations sometimes... he gets in trouble for it. But he's also fantastic at his job, so his boss lets some things slide.

They have a running gag about "the Milkovich effect". It's basically the reverse Reid effect. Where children and dogs react weirdly to Reid, they flock to Mickey. As if they know he understands them, they just trust him. Soon Mickey will find out the effect also affects some other vulnerable entities....

in comes a call from Chicago. A serial killer is hunting pretty boys in Boystown. He soon gets the name "The Gentleman Killer". He always leaves his victims in hotel rooms and not alley ways. He doesn't leave marks on their bodies and covers their eyes with silk scarves and leaves a tip on their body.

There have been four victims when the BAU gets called in. When Mickey arrives in the city he always dreads visiting he gets partnered up to visit the newest crime scene with victim no.5. His name is Ian "Curtis" Gallagher. A dancer and bar tender down in boystown. Mickey barely can catch a glimpse at him when one of the technicians cry out that the victim still has a pulse.

Ian gets rushed to hospital. He's a fighter. He's in a coma but Mickey doesn't know. He expects that the guy, who's name he doesn't know since he had no ID with him, won't make it.

He knows he definitely didn't make it when he wakes up to a weird ginger looking... thing in his hotel room. He screams. It's embarrassing. but hey... there's a fucking ghost in his bedroom!

Ian follows Mickey around everywhere. Looks at evidence, asks questions, visits family members to question them. Uses his floatiness to look through people's stuff without a warrant.

Basically he is super annoying and super helpful and Mickey and his silvery shadowy somehow grow closer. Share their stories with each other. Ian thinks he's probably dead too.

Maybe makes Mickey feel guilty so he visits Ian's family and gives them some last messages...

They solve the case in the mean time of course. A doctor named Lloyd, going by Ned, gets arrested for being "The Gentleman".

As a goodbye present Mickey goes to visit the Gallaghers. He realizes he knew Ian as a kid. He also realizes he somehow, kinda, has the hots for a ghost? Who very surely watched him sleep and get off? Maybe some weird ghost shivery touching happened?! Hm... anyway... Mickey finds the Gallaghers sad and stressed out. He gets shouted at. Punched by Lip. Followed by driven to the hospital by Debbie who shows him that Ian really isn't dead and he's the one victim who didn't die at the hands of Lloyd Lishman.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Ian has a meltdown and touches his body which causes him to jerk and sputter and... wake up??!

aaaaaand he looks at Mickey and... Mickey touches his hand and he's real aaaaand that's the end.

I'm tagging: @michellemisfit, @ian-galagher, @surviving-maybe, @vintagelacerosette, @suzy-queued, @ardent-fox

[bullshxtvixen]

TENDOU GIVING HIS S/O THE VIBRATING PANTIES!!

HE’D BE THE BIGGEST SHITHEAD WITH THIS THOUGH!!

You know he’s going to make you wear them when you’re doing the most random things?

Going to watch one of Ushi’s games with him?

The panties are on and he’s got you squirming in the Seat next to him as he lazily strokes your thigh. You’re trying to control your breathing so nobody around you notices, but you can’t help but pant as he tries to make you cum everytime Ushi scores. Your panties are absolutely soaked by the end of it. Don’t worry though, as soon as you’re in the car he’s pulling you into his lap and ripping those sinfully little panties to the side before shoving you down onto his leaking cock. The lewd little sounds you’d been trying to cover up throughout the game had his mind drowning in dirty thoughts, so there was no way he was going to wait to get home to pound your drenched cunt. Fucking youroughly in a crowded parking lot was exactly what he needed.

Or maybe you’re just cleaning around the house?

He wants to see how many times he can make you cum in a day. When you go to reach anything on a higher shelf he’s turning the intensity right up and watching your hands grip the countertops, finger tips turning white as you cum right there in the middle of the kitchen for the 5th time and it’s not even 1pm.

“What’s the matter, Angel, you look a little flustered?” His voice is full of amusement and he’s got the biggest shit eating grin on his face.

By 5pm you’re an over stimulated mess and it’s almost painful to cum.

“Please, ‘Tori,” you whine as another orgasm rips through you, your breath coming out in ragged pants as tears sting your eyes, “it’s too much, I can’t...I can’t take anymore.”

But you will, he hasn’t had his cock in you yet.

“Aww Angel,” his lips press against your shoulder as his cock drags against the curve of your ass, panties now discarded on the floor. You’re bent over the kitchen counter, cold marble causing you to hiss as it makes contact with your nipples through the thin material of your shirt, “it’s not over until I say it’s over.”

[cupidodie]

anyone else stay up until midnight to hear the song only to realize it’d be out this evening 🤦‍♀️

[ihearttaylorswift]

guess who spent the last hour jamming our song, you belong with me and how you the the girl on guitar instead of studying for her exam?!!??

[soamithefuck]

This one cute motherfucker has my heart in a headlock

[venusiandiviner]

I can't stand m*n these days. All they do is lie to their selves and somehow everyone around them becomes a victim of their lies.