my wife: *mildly annoyed by a post* you're getting blocked for that shit
me, looking over: CHEM WE KNOW THEM
Chem, who already blew up the entire city (blocked them):
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my wife: *mildly annoyed by a post* you're getting blocked for that shit
me, looking over: CHEM WE KNOW THEM
Chem, who already blew up the entire city (blocked them):
as a writer i'm haunted by the realization that when i wrote the heartless i implied that magic potions were a real thing that exist but only with one specific example and never elaborated. it's a relic from the very very inception of the story in 2015 before i had really thought about the world in any detail that slipped past my radar (and the bit with the love potion was so quintessential to my internal perception of the story that i couldn't cut it)
Tfw ur in the medbay cause ur anger made u punch a metal wall and then break ur pinkie. Oopsie
me when I forget to clock in and then shit for 20 mins so everybody thinks I'm absent
Hope you all know that when I get caught up on 911 there’s a chance I might be writing Buck
Screaming this was at the end of the first post I clicked on on Reddit, she posted this 30 mins ago, that’s hilarious 😂😂😂
This post was not about hair at all so I was not expecting this
not me editing a post 3 times help…
the way I only just realized carly rae jepsen is spelled jepsen not jepson