#oopsiliedagain

[ultimaterealmofchaos]

“You wanna hear a lie? I think you’re great. You’re my best friend.” (For Miu!)

"You wanna hear the truth? You're the dumbest motherfucker I've ever had the misfortune to meet!"

She loves you too, Kokichi.

[ahogedetective]

[Txt]: I'm gonna send you a sexy pic of my legs. Please be calm and know that I am bestowing you a gift unknown to mankind. The pic:

Shuichi had been in his room, getting through slogs of boring paperwork. He was so immersed in it, that the text notif he got made him nearly jump. Picking up his phone, he sees it's from Kokichi. "Oh, Koki-" But the pop up notif showed just the first sentence before it cuts off, nearly making him drop his phone when he read what it says. "Wha...W-What?! W-What is this, all of a sudden?!" He wheezes out in a very not so calm tone... and when he actually opens the full thing frantically, reading the rest of the text-"'Please be calm', he says...s....surely, he's lying-"

Then he saw the pic. "Oh." He didn't know what to expect. But definitively not that... "What is wrong with him. Oh my god." His tone cracks from the laugh he now lets out. His face is still red from previously feeling flustered a second ago, but now he just looks so flabberegasted.... But finally, he texts back:

{ Txt: Boyfoe 🍇} Kokichi??? What. In the hell is this picture.

{ Txt: Boyfoe 🍇 } I knew it was going to be something crazy when I read that first sentence! Why do you own those socks. Chicken legs....

{ Txt: Boyfoe 🍇 } Well! Thank you for the um, gift? Not because it's "hot", but because it's so ridiculous that it gave me a much needed laugh while nearly dying from all of this paperwork!

[dxncingxqueen]

He just takes her hand and drags her into what sounds like another one of his antics in a sing-song attitude. A large red sack over his shoulder; perfect for transporting presents... or a body? "Kidnap the Sandy Claws ♪ Lock him up real tight ♪ Throw away the key ♪ And then turn off all the lights ♪" Apparently they're gonna kidnap Santa Claus. (We love Nightmare Before Christmas references ASDFGHJKL)

Naya barely reacts anymore when Kokichi drags her around to participate in his shenanigans. So much so that it’s almost muscle memory to let him take her hand and pull her to whichever pour soul he’d set his sights on this time.

But then-

“Kokichi… Kokichi, what’s the bag for??”

[superultimatestuff]

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SEND IN 📜 AND I’LL USE THIS INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR USING YOUR MUSE AND MY MUSE. (PLEASE SPECIFY HOW MANY MUSES//WHICH MUSES FOR MULTIMUSE BLOGS!!)

[1]

Kokichi: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Himiko: What did you do?

Kokichi: Nobody died.

Himiko: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[2]

Kokichi, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Himiko.

Himiko: How did you do that without turning around?

Kokichi: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

[3]

Himiko: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Kokichi: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

[magician-under-the-moonlight]

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Incorrect Quotes Generator

(Bastard Gremlins In White Edition)

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Kaito: Kokichi, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Kokichi: Well of course I have. Kokichi: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Kokichi: It's boring.

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Kaito: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Kokichi: Oh, you’ve been? Kaito: Once. In Monopoly.

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Kaito: So that’s my plan. Kokichi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Kaito: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Kokichi: It fucking sucks. Kaito: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Kokichi: Can you keep a secret? Kaito: Do you know anything about my life? Kokichi: No I do not. Good point.

[giving-brain]

Sloooooowly raises a 👌 before quickly turning it upside down LMAO GOT 'EEEEEEEMMMM

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine

"Hm? Well, I guess, I could see it--"

"I mean-- YEAH THAT'S SO STUPID! Get a move on jackass!"

[ahogechef]

“Well, atoms never touch each other. Since we are made of atoms, we have never touched anything our whole lives. So to answer your question, no I didn’t take the cupcake you were saving.”

"O-Oh shut up! Trying to use such a “convenient” excuse... now I know for sure you took it!! Do you know how much I was looking forward to it?! I had it specially ordered and everything and mnnnngghhhh!!!”

Kaede is pouting very hard, and reaches to firmly tug Kokichi’s cheeks. “Take this! What do you have to say for yourself, Kokichi Ouma?!”

[upbeatpianist]

“Hey, Kaede. Don't be hard on yourself. You are not worthless.... Organs are extremely expensive on the black market. I would know since I have secret control on pretty much all of them. So chin up! Your life is definitely not worthless to a Supreme Leader of evil!”

               { ♫ } ❝ is... that supposed to be a compliment, ouma-kun...? i mean, i guess... thanks for the pep talk, but you could've um... delivered it in a better way, y'know? next time, try something like... 'you're not worthless, because i believe in you!' much nicer, don't you think? ❞