#oopsy-daisy

[lucjan]

oopsy-daisy !

[nineringsprince]

Leaves a totally not suspicious mouse out for Lucius' tail

It cannot be said that the Prince's tail isn't usually more careful about what it consumes... but, like any snake, if hungry enough it won't deny a free meal. The boy registers the sharp movement as his tail lunges, snatching up the rodent.

And he feels dread.

"No--No, no, no!"

Hands scrabble, grabbing at the serpent's throat.. but he's not quick enough. The rodent is already swallowed down and the dread gets stronger. Within the next ten minutes, nausea joins it. A gag, a hand coming up to press against his mouth.

It does not help.

There's a loud, awful retching sound as Lucius proceeds to hurl the contents of his stomach onto the floor of the hotel lobby.

[00qad-fandom]

ok but which 00QAD-er never deleted their grindr account

[asktheunluckiestpawn]

#Pawn Problems

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

NOMNOMNOM

...What's that, Arisen? 

...You need some Greenwarish?

...Oh...

[floofybitch]

I'm starting to get in trouble with my new "D'Artagnan, motherfucker!" line.

Basically, I use it whenever I walk into a different room in my apartment. And if my boyfriend is there, I'll add a "PEW PEW PEW" sound effect with my finger guns ablaze. But I accidentally said it when I walked into Kroger today, and I caught myself right before I started fake massacre-ing everyone. I think I have a problem.