If Sanji had met Baby 5 before Sai, she would have married him instead of Sai and then we would have our girl on the crew.
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If Sanji had met Baby 5 before Sai, she would have married him instead of Sai and then we would have our girl on the crew.
The Straw Hat Grand Fleet rides for each other so hard if you mess with one of them you mess with all of them. Its led to such fun encounters as:
Someone attacked Leo's ship and in response was attacked by Hajrudens crew, literal giants.
Smaller crews being attacked only for Orlumbus' 7000 man army to square up (surrender comes pretty easy)
Bartolomeo gets into shit and hides his entire crew behind a barrier until someone came to bail him out.
Cavendish: we were ran out of a port for no reason!
Suleiman: hakuba killed like 10 people
Sai: oh so they had a reason?
Luffy checks in with them after six months and have to explain they've started conflicts across the globe. Sorry captain.
Speak! (Say No)
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Walking around the New Year’s festival in Kano Country’s capital with his wife was somewhat of a challenge. Sai hadn’t expected it to be easy to begin with; even after all these months, Baby 5 was still struggling with her own worth and fear of abandonment.
He didn’t expect it to be easy… but you never realise just how many vendors are out there shouting ‘try our dumplings!’ and ‘play our game!’ until you have to actively stop your flustered wife from following every single one of them. After two hours, Sai had lost count of how many times he had to stop in his tracks and run back to save his wife (and her debt-riddled wallet) from the clutches of someone whose invitations Sai’s ears completely failed to even register.
It was honestly ridiculous how all these shady characters seemed to always circle around her like vultures. Almost like his wife was wearing a big red sign saying ‘SCAM ME’.
“You’re such a pretty young lady! Your hair is so silky and beautiful! This hair pin would be just perfect! Or maybe this one? Oh, how about both? They go wonderful together and match your eyes!”
Sai took a deep breath, willing himself to stay calm as he strode over to the next stall, this one just covered in the ugliest, gaudiest, tackiest accessories Sai had ever seen. Even from a distance, he could see Baby 5’s face turning deep red as her hands flew up to cover her mouth, no doubt mumbling to herself about being needed. In passing, Sai couldn’t help but note how cute her flushed cheeks and doe eyes looked—but the thought was quickly overpowered by the annoyance he felt.
Because past his wife, he could also see the shameless, uncaring intent behind the vendor’s forceful attitude.
“Hey,” Sai growled as soon as he was close enough, bringing both women’s attention to himself.
The vendor’s eyes seemed to harden for a split second before that award-winning, fake sales smile took over once more. “I’ll be with you shortly, sir. Please, feel free to browse the wares while I attend to this lovely lady!”
“No, you won’t.” Sai had to try very hard to keep his voice level as he took a step forward, placing himself in between the vendor and Baby 5.
“Sir, you can’t—” the woman started but, once their eyes met, she froze, taking a step back. Sai wasn’t sure if she was simply taken aback by the way he towered over her or if some of his anger was showing on his face.
Not that the reason mattered to him.
Biting back any aggressive remarks, Sai turned away from the vendor to instead throw a look at his wife. “Five, let’s—”
“Darling!!”
“What—?! What are you doing?!” he cried in surprise when Baby 5 threw herself at him, her small form pressing against him as she hugged his arm tight.
She beamed up at him, her big eyes dancing with what seemed like actual sparkles, a giggle on her lips.
“I seriously don’t get you,” Sai mumbled, scratching at the back of his neck awkwardly.
some fun facts about the OP versions of my OCs that’ll eventually make it into their bios:
-Izzy, instead of having a compound like she does in most other AUs, is a traveling merchant! she has a ship(blueprints made by her, constructed in Water 7) and travels the world, selling and trading to different people on different islands in different seas. she’s originally from the South Blue, was sold as a slave for money by her parents, and after she was liberated she returned home to kill them before leaving to travel the world. she’s also still a cyborg, and as well, she has The Voice Of All Things, and used those powers to befriend a Sea Beast she now keeps as a pet. She also sells to pirates, but she tries to do so discreetly, so as to not anger the World Government and get the Marines after her. she does have several contingency plans if a Marine ship or officer happens to see her selling to pirates, and they all end in the death of said Marines. She’s good friends with many crews of the Worst Generation, including the Straw Hat pirates(she’s especially good friends with Franky, with them both being cyborgs), the Kid pirates, and the On Air pirates(until Scratchmen Apoo’s betrayal of the Kid Pirates and the Hawkins Pirates). She and Massacre Soldier Killer have a physical relationship, and after the Kid Pirates are attacked by Kaido and the Beast Pirates, she travels to Wano(with the help of Sai) to help free them, and fights the Beast Pirates in the attack on Onigashima island by Luffy and The Alliance.
One of the most underrated dynamics in one piece (both these characters are underrated as shit) is Leo and Sai. They call each other brother. They're genuinely thrilled to see each other.
And then Leo peer pressures the shit out of Sai to do the most illegal thing in their universe.
I had my suspicions that the Happosui were meant to be at least somewhat Chinese-inspired, but this panel pretty much confirms it for me lol. Sai here says “Wujiaogen heel,” and I think wujiaogen is meant to be 五脚跟, which literally translates to “five-heel” (or maybe “five heels”). Fitting name for this attack, considering the whole number pun thing the Happosui have going on.
It's August 13th
Happy birthday to Don Sai of the Chinjao Family! He is 28.
i really wanna write a Sai/Hawkins fic but i have no adderall and im too busy with packing
but like
Sai is in Wano bc her entire goal is to get Luffy to the One Piece, but her love Hawkins is there too. she tries her best to get him to defect from the Beast Pirates, but Hawkins’ refusal to betray Kaido puts them in a rift. she’s forced to let him fend for himself, knowing the outcome of his and Killer’s fight, because her duty is to the Dawn of the New World, ultimately. after the battle, she finds him in the same room as Drake and heals them both(or can’t heal Hawkins, depending on the angst factor/if he’s actually dead in canon) while cradling Hawkins’ body and crying, asking over and over why he had to be so goddamn stubborn.
i wanna do itttttttt