#open advice

[ihearthescreamsofthedyingyoung]

[relationshipgandalf]

Open Advice #1: So you've been dumped

So you've been dumped and it sucks balls doesn't it?

Everyone has at least horrific dumping tale - mine involved being dumped on Waterloo Station.

But how do you go from dumped to awesome?

Well it isn't easy.

It's a bit like mourning except the person you're mourning for is (annoying) still alive

Things to remember though is ALWAYS BE CLASSIER THAN THEM

They dumped you. They deserve your scorn but not your amazing stalking techniques and inventive insults.

This goes for any future partners/friend/acquaintances the dumper will have.

Don't worry if you have made an arse of yourself in this case. Say sorry and leave it alone.

Join a gym, take up a hobby, learn things, meet new people (not potential partners but friends).

It will take time but you'll wonder what you ever saw in that cunt who dumped you and look at yourself one day and think 'FUCK YEAH! I'M A BAMF!'

And you know what? You goddamn will be motherfucker!