Wet Lands
Have you ever had hundreds of people go "missing" in floods, die in a (completely unavoidable) train crash, or just wanted to get rid of those pesky investigators who keep exposing your generous donations to politicians? Well, with the latest update to OpenTTD, there's a solution for you!
Instead of rivers desperately trying to find an ocean or lake to drain into only to just give up and create a tiny one, now they – like the mighty Okavango – create an area of wetland. Aside from making the map look nicer, this has many other uses as well, chiefly being a great place to hide all of those bodies. Simply roll up to the bog, or swamp, or fen, or whatever, and dump 'em in! Now you may be thinking, "but wait a minute, what about all those bog bodies I've heard of? Where they've dug up corpses and butter that are thousands of years old and yet perferctly preserved? And what if the evidence gets fossilized? I don't want to get caught!" but this is foolish. After all, who ever heard of anyone finding a body in a bog after only a few years? Or some swamp butter that's still ok-ish after only a week lying about? Nobody, that's who. Your bodies will remain undiscovered for thousands of years before they really freak out some archeologist, at which point you'll have gotten away with it completely. So go ahead, use wetlands to dispose of inconvenient corpses! It's a great plan! Plus it's good for the environment or something. Probably.
