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neoclassicvagina surgery. they add columns and whatnot
And then there's NeoCastlevaniaVagina which is when they go ahead and put the draculas in there.
A Metroidvagina is where you can get to previously-seen areas after unlocking certain upgrades.
Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!
by Kiyohiko Azuma
Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.
Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy
human diplomat: [laughs at joke]
vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
I know at least two people who are almost definitely autistic but their special interest is being social. AND IT'S LIKE THIS 👆
AND THEY'RE GOOD AT IT
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
World Heritage Post
Art by coolfrogdude together at last
[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]
I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post
Magic of tumblr,
I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash
I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device
Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?
so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.
This came to me in a dream
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
On my dash!??!
Please hold
Holllyyyy crap the new paid leave law in MN is AMAZING.
I was happy it was there but not frankly paying much attention because I am self employed. So, like, I figured it wouldn't apply to me.
NOT SO! For $300 a YEAR I can buy in to the scheme that will give me 66% of my average weekly income if I get hurt, or if I have to take care of someone. Like for Pookie's top surgery. Or if one of the many aging boomers in my life need help. (People with actual employers have this all paid for by their employer. Like it's mandatory. But I am my employer, so I get to choose. And I am choosing to pay in because this is amazing.)
BUT WAIT!
It can also be for taking care of people I'm not related to, as long as I'm not charging them for care. A law that supports found family! Amazing! Anybody can take care of anybody they care about enough to do this for!!!
It also covers bonding time for new adoptions, bonding time for non-carrying parents, and, not helpful for me but amazing. you can also use it to safely get out of a domestic violence situation!
They did a good job on this one.
Voting does matter.
BASED ON MY AVERAGE WEEKLY INCOME IN MY HIGHEST PAID MONTH????? NOT THE ANNUAL AVERAGE????? WHAT GLORIOUS MAD SORCERY IS THIS?
Holy crap do you know how much I worry about what happens if I can't work for a while? Pookie works to, more than me actually, but largely for our health insurance. We can't come close to covering the bills on just one income.
PS that $300 a year is based on MY income. It's LESS if you make less!
And! And! People who make less than $700 a week get a higher % of their average income! They get 90% instead of 66%. Whereas richer people get 50%, with a cap on how much.
This is so reasonable!
I AS A THERAPIST I CAN CERTIFY THAT SOMEONE NEEDS A LEAVE FOR INTENSIVE MENTAL HEALTH CARE HOLY FUCK I HAVE SOMEONE TO TEXT ABOUT THIS! They can finally get more help without losing their home!!! This is awesome!
I can even sign off on someone needing leave over a stalker or abusive spouse! This rocks!
Ok so if I come back to the USA, I will be coming back to MN. Check.
I want to tell people how this came to be, because understanding that is IMPORTANT.
In 2023, the DFL (the Democratic-Farmer-Labor party - nationally they just get Ds next to their name, but technically the three parties united in the 40s and that's the blue party here (also, yes, that means that friggin Amy Klobuchar is a member of a Labor party)) took over Minnesota's government. The Governor was DFL, and the DFL had the majority in both the state house and state senate (and I think one of those was by one member). And they ran with it.
In addition to passing the law that made this family leave possible, they also passed laws for clean energy mandates, free breakfast and lunch for ALL school children, protection for abortion access, protection for gender therapy access, banning conversion therapy, gun safety laws, tenant protections, free college for low income families, legalizing pot (which was a BFD given that they only legalized purchasing alcohol on Sundays six years prior), and a bunch of other stuff.
But the only reason they could get this done is because they had control of the government - Republicans did not have the numbers to stop them. And if we want to see anything like this implemented on a federal level, then we need Democrats to control the government there too. The reason we cannot have these things as a country is because the people who do not want them vote in every election, and the people who say they do find reasons to stay home.
If you live in the US and are eligible to vote, I am begging you to do so at every opportunity. You can have all the nice things we have in Minnesota! You just need to vote for the people who want to give them to you and convince enough other people to do the same.
I want to add- I attended my local (extremely full) Dem caucus last week and the feelings there were:
FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE
Wow we are getting really good at this
Republicans aren't gonna land even their usual elections here for YEARS and we are gonna get so much done with that power. Good shit, to. Anti-ICE shit of course, but also environmental shit. Reigning in corporations shit. General wellfare shit. And that's because people were showing up in FORCE.
Holllyyyy crap the new paid leave law in MN is AMAZING.
I was happy it was there but not frankly paying much attention because I am self employed. So, like, I figured it wouldn't apply to me.
NOT SO! For $300 a YEAR I can buy in to the scheme that will give me 66% of my average weekly income if I get hurt, or if I have to take care of someone. Like for Pookie's top surgery. Or if one of the many aging boomers in my life need help. (People with actual employers have this all paid for by their employer. Like it's mandatory. But I am my employer, so I get to choose. And I am choosing to pay in because this is amazing.)
BUT WAIT!
It can also be for taking care of people I'm not related to, as long as I'm not charging them for care. A law that supports found family! Amazing! Anybody can take care of anybody they care about enough to do this for!!!
It also covers bonding time for new adoptions, bonding time for non-carrying parents, and, not helpful for me but amazing. you can also use it to safely get out of a domestic violence situation!
They did a good job on this one.
Voting does matter.
BASED ON MY AVERAGE WEEKLY INCOME IN MY HIGHEST PAID MONTH????? NOT THE ANNUAL AVERAGE????? WHAT GLORIOUS MAD SORCERY IS THIS?
Holy crap do you know how much I worry about what happens if I can't work for a while? Pookie works to, more than me actually, but largely for our health insurance. We can't come close to covering the bills on just one income.
PS that $300 a year is based on MY income. It's LESS if you make less!
And! And! People who make less than $700 a week get a higher % of their average income! They get 90% instead of 66%. Whereas richer people get 50%, with a cap on how much.
This is so reasonable!
Minnesotans who are self-employed or don't have benefits through their employer, you can learn more here! Non-Minnesotans, you can also check out this neato program if you think you might like to try and get your electeds to do it too. God, I wish this had been available when my mom was dying. I would have gotten to spend so much more time with her.
I got that kitty pillow belly in my middle age.
She has a new box.
@rammyrue’s tags because holy shit this is so accurate and important
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
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Reblogging him face again for good luck in 2025.
Reblog him face for good luck in 2026
i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again